Thursday, July 31, 2025

Slushspot Special: Wikipedia Links From My Notes

As I continue my Sisyphean task of compiling 130 pages of material from my notes app into coherence, here’s a quick slush pile of random wikipedia links that I’ve saved.

1. The Mistress of the Copper Mountain
Russian folkloric figure associated with the Gumyoshevsky mine in the Urals (which has been around since the mid-2nd millennium BCE!). Wears a malachite gown and can take the form of a lizard. Oral lore first appearing in print in compilations by Pavel Bazhov in the 30s.

2. Dinanukht
Half-man, half-book character from Mandaeism. Has a rivalry with another half-man-half-book, ascends to the heavens at some point. Public-domain Weiss, is what I am getting at here.

3. Classifications of Fairies
Surprisingly light compared to classifications of demons, which is a bit disappointing.  If you combine them all you can get something more robust, though this would be no closer to correct than anything else.

  • Norse: Ljosalfar vs Dokkalfar
  • Scottish: Seelie vs Unseelie
  • Thomas of Cantimpre: water / earth / subterranean / aerial.
  • John Walsh: white, green black
  • Yeats: trooping vs solitary


4. Bluecap
A British mine-spirit that appears as a blue flame. Folklore says that miners would leave a wage off in a side tunnel to keep them happy, which is a nice little detail. 

5. Ourang Medan
Ghost ship: responders to an SOS somehwere in Indonesia (or the South Pacific) find the crew dead with eyes open and terrified expressions, ship catches fire while being taken back to port and sinks. Story first appeared in Italy and the UK in 1940 and is pretty solidly bullshit as far as facts go but fucking excellent as far as spooky imagery goes.

6. Haoma
A plant used in Zoroastrian ritual, though Europeans and Americans knew it primarily from mythological sources and got it in their heads that it was a hallucinogen. There’s no real reason to think it’s anything but ephedra, which grows in Central Asia acts as a stimulant and is still used in ritual by Zoroastrian today.

7. The Indestructibles
The ancient Egyptian name for two stars (now called Kochab and Mizar) that orbited the north pole give or take 4500 years ago. Currently reside in the Dippers due to the normal process of stellar procession, but at the time were so reliable as markers that the Great Pyramid is aligned with them (or where they used to be) so that the dead Pharaoh could look up and out at the stars that never set. 

8. Panchaia (island)
An island in the Indian Ocean and home to a multi-ethnic collectivist utopia, according to extremely fragmentary quotes from Euhemerus’ Sacred Histories. Apparently Euhemerus was one of those guys who was big on interpreting myths as having rational sources and historical roots (Zeus being a venerated king of Crete is the prime example given).

9. Meropis
A parody of Atlantis (Even bigger! Even more advanced! Even more special!) that attempts to invade Hyperboria with a ten-million man army and ends up going home when they realize the Hyperboreans are just so god damn lucky that sacking and looting the place isn’t worth the effort and cost.

10. Ancient Mesopotamian Underworld
A vast lightless cavern, ruled over by Ereshkigal and Nergal from their palace of Ganzir. The dead eat only dust, and drink libations poured by the living.

11. Geshtinanna
Sumerian goddess who served as the “scribe of the underworld”; brother of Dumuzi (and thus sister-in-law to Inana). Scholars don’t have enough material to paint a full picture of her, her cult, or her exact role in religion, but the bits and pieces we do have are more than sufficient as a springboard.

12. Aleriel, or A Voyage ot Other Worlds
Victorian sci-fi novel featuring a multi-planet tour of the solar system and some truly terrible art for the modern reprint. Relies on a fun but very discredited theory of solar system development where the outer planets are younger than the inner ones and so are “less advanced” (ex, dinosaurs on Saturn)

13. Trisyllabic Laxing
Phonological process in English where tense vowels & diphthongs become lax monopthongs if followed by two or more syllables. Compare “serene” with “serenity”.

14. Jomolhari (typeface)
A font for Tibetan, in case you ever needed one.

15. Sound Correspondences Between English accents
Not as useful as I’d like, as my regional accent (Western PA English) isn’t represented on the tables.

Divine personifications of slaughter in the Theogony, names as Battles, Wars, Murders, and Strife (all children of Eris).

17. Kwakʼwala
A Wakashan language from the Pacific Northwest, which I tagged because it has traits similar to what I want for my Proto-Indo-European reconstruction (very rich consonant inventory, very few vowels).

18. Indo-European_Sound_Laws #Consonant_clusters)
A mostly-useful (it does have some significant gaps, as you can plainly see) reference for what turned into what in which languages.

19. Bundahishn
A Middle Persian compendium of Zoroastrian cosmology.  Looks to be very thorough, considering the chapter list provided. There’s an English translation from 1897, and two much more recent ones from 2020 and 2024.

20. Book of Arda Viraf
Another Middle Persian Zoroastrian text, this time about a guy Wirāz who takes a huge dose of sacramental drugs and alcohol, ascends to the heavens, chills with Ahura Mazda for a bit, does some Hell-tourism, all the hits. The bits that stood out to me were “heaven is an idealized version of your mortal life” (better than vaguely described divine bliss, honestly) and the presence of places outside of heaven (the star, sun, and moon tracks, which are great names) where virtuous non-Zoroastrians go.

21. Western Allegheny Plateau (ecoregion)
Preliminary research for a challenge from the speculative evolution subreddit where you have to make a seed world using only organisms natively found within two miles of your home. I am unlikely to ever actually do this 

22. List of mammals of Pennsylvania
See above.

23. Garab Dorje
A figure from Tibetan Buddhism who I found through the “see also” section of Merlin’s page, where he’s described as the result of a nun’s miraculous birth: this is a minor element in what is otherwise extremely esoteric Buddhism, that I can’t make heads or tails of.

24. Išpakāya
This is the Akkadian form of the Scythian name Spakāya, belonging to a Scythian king in the 7th century BCE. it’s a diminutive / affectionate / hypocoristic form of spaka, the word for dog. This is relevant because it turns out that the name “Conan” is also a diminutive / affectionate / hypocoristic form of “dog” - since we don’t have any real data on the historical Cimmerian language Scythian will have to do, but this is sufficient to dodge the rights-vultures at the Howard estate. Roll in with Spakāya the Scythian or the Hound of Cimmeria and you’re both gucci and slightly historically accurate.

25. Tomoe Gozen
A likely fictional lady samurai who shows up in the Heike Monogatari. Kills some dudes, drops the head of a rival commander at her liege’s feet, retires to a monastery and lives into her 90s. Can’t go wrong with the classics. (Also, Tomoe is best gal in Bushido Ball.)

26. Ayodhya (Ramayana)
Legendary city said to be founded by Manu the first man and birthplace of Rama. The actual real-life city of Ayodhya has been beset a long back-and-forth between Hindus and Muslims over a particular site where a mosque got torn down because it was supposedly built on the site of a Hindu temple that had gotten torn down and now there's a new temple at the site, but the whole conflict is one of those extremely suspicious things where the concrete history only goes back to the early-mid 1800s.

27.List of PIE Roots by Distribution
An extremely handy resource for an extremely small number of people, this lists a decent number of PIE roots according to what families they are found in. Which is, for whatever reason, not standard in online PIE resources.

28. English Phrasebook
For conlang sentence translation.

29.
A kanji meaning “to become” or “to do something”. I have absolutely no idea why this was saved in my notes.

30. Khamar-Daban Incident
1996 incident that resulted in the deaths of six Kazakhstani hikers south of Lake Baikal. Autopsy declared it to be hypothermia, the one surviving member said the others had one by one started convulsing, foaming at the mouth, and bleeding from the eyes and ears. 

Hot-off-the-presses UFO lore (like, within the last few months): aspiring whistleblower misinterprets documents for a space-based wargame as proof of government contact with aliens. There's like no other info on this, but the name is so good I wanted to bookmark it.


Saturday, July 26, 2025

Slushpile Index

Not every idea gets a post: all the rest gets dumped in THE SLUSH PILE.

Last updated  7/26/25

** 

Slushpost 1 (4/10/18)

Slushpost 2 (9/25/18)

Slushpost 3 (4/27/19)

Slushpost 4 (7/6/19)

Slushpost 5 (3/12/20)

Slushpost 6: Prime Hellsite Salvage (9/13/20)

Slushpost 7: Archive Dredging (1/17/21)

Slushpost 8 (6.26.21)

Slushpost 8.5: Bookmark Special (7/20/21)

Slushpost 9 (11/10/21)

Slushpost 10 (1/19/22)

Slushpost 10.2: Bookmark Special 2 (5/13/22)

Slushpost 11 (7/30/22)

Slushpost 12 (1/11/23)

Slushpost 13 (4/13/23)

Slushpost 14: Scrapped Posts (6/10/23)

Slushpost 15 (6/10/24)

Slushpost 16 (2/7/25)

Slushpost 16.5: Conlang Scratchpad Spectacular (4/27/25) 

Slushpost 17 (8/16/25) 

Bookpost Index

Micro-reviews of everything I read that I can form an opinion on. 

Last updated  8/9/25 

**

Bookpost 1 (8/15/19)

  • River of Teeth (Sarah Gailey)
  • Quantum Thief, Fractal Prince, Causal Angel (Hannu Rajaneimi)
  • Unsouled (Will Wight)
  • Accelerando (Charles Stross)
  • The Red Plague (Jack London)
  • Of Sheep and Battle Chicken (Logical Premise)
  • Star Maker (Olaf Stapledon)
  • Worm (John McCrae)
  • Foreigner (C.J. Cherryh)
  • Dawn (Octavia Butler)
  • Time and the Gods (Lord Dunsany)
  • Luna: New Moon (Ian McDonald)
  • The King in Yellow (Robert Chambers)
  • Winter Tide (Ruthanna Emrys)

Bookpost 2 (9/10/19)

  • Sabriel & Lirael (Garth Nix)
  • The Collapsing Empire (John Scalzi)
  • The Vela Episode 1 (SL Huang)
  • The Black Tides of Heaven (Jy Yang)
  • Annihilation (Jeff Vandermeer)
  • The Silent Tower (Barbara Hambly)
  • City of Saints and Madmen (Jeff Vandermeer)
  • Seveneves (Neal Stephenson)
  • Burn (James Patrick Kelly) 
  • The Only Harmless Great Thing (Brooke Bolander)
  • The Emperor's Blades (Brian Stavely)
  • The Last Unicorn (Peter S. Beagle) 

Bookpost 3 (11/18/19)

  • Who Fears Death, Binti (Nnedi Okorafor)
  • Autonomous (Annalee Newitz)
  • The Traitor Baru Cormorant (Seth Dickenson)
  • Red Mars (Kim Stanley Robinson)
  • The Murders of Molly Southbourne (Tade Thompson)
  • Please Pass the Guilt (Rex Stout)
  • Abhorsen (Garth Nix)
  • The Interface Series (9Mother9Horse9Eyes9)
  • The Master and Margarita (Mikhail Bulgakov) 

Bookpost 4 (5/4/20)

  • Gentlemen of the Road (Michael Chabon)
  • The Yiddish Policeman's Union (Michael Chabon)
  • Wild Cards 1 (ed. GRRM)
  • All Systems Red (Martha Wells)
  • Down Among the Sticks and Bones (Seanan McGuire)
  • Do You Dream of Terra Two? (Temi Oh)
  • Proxima, Ultima (Stephen Baxter)
  • Plot it Yourself (Rex Stout)
  • City of Brass (S.A. Charkaborty)
  • From a Certain Point of View (various)
  • Sisters of the Vast Black (Lina Rather)
  • The Stars are Legion (Kameron Hurley)
  • UNSONG (Scott Alexander)

Bookpost 5 (8/29/20)

  • Silver in the Wood (Emily Tesh)
  • The Calculating Stars (Mary Robinette Kowal)
  • Strangest of All (ed. Julie Novakova)
  • Gulliver of Mars (Edwin Lester Arnold)
  • Herland (Charlotte Perkins Gilman)
  • Jingo (Terry Pratchett)
  • Galactic Derelict (Andre Alice Norton)
  • Heretics of Dune (Frank Herbert)
  • Celebrated Cases of Judge Dee, The Chinese Bell Murders (Robert Van Gulik) 

Bookpost 6 (12/18/20)

  • Sorcerer of the Wilddeeps (Kai Ashante Wilson)
  • The Secret Tomb (Maurice Leblanc)
  • Night Watch (Terry Pratchett)
  • Dangers Visions (ed. Harlan Ellison)
  • Ventus (Karl Schroeder) 

Reread Post: Lord of the Rings (5/21/25) 

Bookpost 7 (12/18/21)

  • Beowulf (trans. Thomas Meyer)
  • Cordelia's Honor (Lois McMaster Bujold)
  • Pandora's Star (Peter Hamilton)
  • Invader, Inheritor (C.J. Cherryh)
  • The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay (Michael Chabon)
  • Parable of the Sower, Parable of the Talents (Octavia Butler)
  • Dinosaur Summer (Greg Bear)
  • The Fifth Head of Cerberus (Gene Wolfe) 

Bookpost 8 (4/22/22)

  • The Sharing Knife, Parts 1 & 2 (Lois McMaster Bujold) 
  • Tales of a Dark Continent (Morthoron)
  • Gideon the Ninth (Tamsyn Muir)
  • A History of What Comes Next (Sylvain Neuvel) 
  • Circe (Madeline Miller)
  • When the Tiger Came Down the Mountain (Nghi Vo)
  • Hammers on Bone (Cassandra Khaw) 

Reread Post: Wizard of Earthsea 

Bookpost 9 (8/22/22)

  • The Phoenix Empress (K. Arsenault Rivera) 
  • Various Elric Stories (Michael Moorcock)
  • Ring of Swords (Eleanor Arneson)
  • Grace of Kings (Ken Liu)
  • Lud-in-the-Mist (Hope Mirrlees)
  • The Forever War (Joe Haldeman)
  • Making Money (Terry Pratchett)
  • Machine (Elizabeth Bear)
  • The First Sister (Linden Lewis)

Reread Post: Book of the New Sun, part 1

Reread Post: Book of the New Sun, part 2 

Bookpost 10 (1/6/23)

  • Urth of the New Sun (Gene Wolfe)
  • Hegira (Greg Bear)
  • Empress of Salt and Fortune (Nghi Vo)
  • Forge of God (Greg Bear)
  • A Memory Called Empire (Arkady Martine)
  • Children of Time (Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  • The Cherokee Syllabary (Ellen Cushman) 
  • Elder Race (Adrian Tchaikovsky) 

Bookpost Special: Inanna, Lady of Largest Heart (2/11/23)

Bookpost 11 (4/13/23)

  • Children of Ruin (Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  • Something About Eve (James Branch Cabell)
  • Monster, vol 1 (Naoki Urasawa)
  • Uzumaki (Junji Ito)
  • A Billion Wicked Thoughts (Ogi Odas and Sai Gaddam)
  • Voyage to Arcturus (David Lindsay)
  • Etidorhpa (John Uri Lloyd) 

Bookpost 12 (6/8/23)

  • The Hall of the Mountain King (Judith Tarr)
  • Children of Memory (Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  • Always Coming Home (Ursula K. LeGuin)
  • The Lady Who Picked Red Flowers Beneath the Queen's Window (Rachel Swirsky)
  • Move Underground (Nick Mamatas)
  • Because Internet (Gretchen McCulloch) 

Bookpost 13 (7/25/23)

  • The Sparrow (Doria Russell)
  • Border Keeper (Kerstin Hall)
  • A Strange Manuscript Found Inside a Copper Cylinder (James de Mille)
  • Medea: Harlan's World (Harlan Ellison et al)

Bookpost 14 (9/17/23)

  • The Wizard Knight (Gene Wolfe)
  • Delta-V (Daniel Suarez)
  • Sacred and Terrible Air (Robert Kurvitz)
  • Goddess of Atvatabar (William Richard Bradshaw)
  • Shards of Earth (Adrian Tchaikovsky)
  • Scud: The Disposable Assassin (Rob Schrab) 

Bookpost 15 (1/23/24)

  • Lathe of Heaven (Ursula K. LeGuin)
  • Ninefox Gambit (Yoon Ha Lee)
  • Some Desperate Glory (Emily Tesh)
  • Knights of Sidonia, vol 1-6 (Tsutomu Nihei)
  • The Songs of Distant Earth (Arthur C. Clarke)
  • Moon of Crusted Snow ( Waubesheg Rice)
  • Carrie (Stephen King) 

Bookpost 16 (5/11/24)

  • And What Can We Offer You Tonight (Premee Mohammed)
  • These Prisoning Hills (Christopher Rowe)
  • All the Horses of Iceland (Sarah Tolmie)
  • A Stranger in Olondria (Sofia Samatar)
  • Exordia (Seth Dickenson)
  • There is No Antimemetics Division (qntm)
  • The Prince of Milk (Exurb1a) 

Bookpost 17 (8/19/24)

  • Story of Your Life and Others (Ted Chiang)
  • Flatland (Edwin A. Abbot)
  • The Madman (Kahlil Gibran)
  • The Northern Caves (nostalgabraist)
  • The Book of Japanese Folklore (Thersa Matsuura)
  • The Complete Poems of Enheduana, the World's First Author (trans. Sophus Helle)
  • Native Tongue (Suzette Haden Elgin) 
  • House of Rust (Khadija Abdalla Bajaber)
  • Burning Roses (S.L. Huang) 
  • Gyo (Junji Ito)
  • Golden Kamuy, vols 1~14 (Satoru Noda) 

Bookpost 18 (1/20/25)

  • Books of the South (Glen Cook)
  • Kabbalah: A Very Short Introduction (Joseph Dan)
  • Echoes of Mist-Land (Aubertine Woodward Moore)
  • Little Fuzzy (H. Beam Piper)
  • House of Suns (Alastair Reynolds)
  • Book of Imaginary Beings (Jorge Luis Borges)
  • The Marigold (Andrew F. Sullivan)
  •  Gods of the North (Robert E. Howard)
  • The Door to Saturn (Clark Ashton Smith)
  • The Unspoken Name (A.K. Larkwood) 

Bookpost Special: House of the Rain King (3/15/25) 

Bookpost 19 (8/9/25)

  • Tales from Failed Anatomies (Dennis Detwiler)
  • Strange Authorities (John Scott Tynes) 
  • Last and First Men (Olaf Stapledon) 
  • The Cruel Empire of Tsan-Chan (Christian Read)
  • Avatars, Inc (Various)
  • Oxford Introduction to Proto-Indo-European (Mallory & Adams)
  • Highly Complex Syllable Structure (Shelece Easterday)
  • What Lies Beneath (Chris Scaffidi)
  • Architect of Worlds (Jon Zeigler)
  • Red Nails (R.E. Howard)
  • Monstrum (Arnold Kemp)
  • The Epiphany of Gliese 581 (Fernando Borretti)
  • Etidorhpa (again) (John Uri Lloyd) 

Monday, July 21, 2025

A Quest for Leslie Stone: Update 1

It's been about three months since I started on this odd little mission, so I figured it's a good time to pop in with an update.

My initial dive into the copyright renewal archives turned up just about as well as I had hoped: of the 20 short stories Leslie had published in the pulps, only one of them had ever been renewed -1937's "The Great Ones", which was also the only story published in Astounding Stories (later the famous Analog Science Fiction, which was generally a lot better at renewing copyright than Gernsbeck was.)

After figuring that out and plugging everything into a spreadsheet, I went and downloaded pdf scans of all the relevant magazine issues. UPenn's renewal archives were an invaluable tool here, as they not only listed which issues had been renewed and which ones hadn't, but included direct links to all the public domain periodicals that had been uploaded onto Internet Archive. Since Leslie was writing primarily in Weird Tales and the other Gernsbeck pulps, basically everything was up there already and all I had to do was download them. The one exception was "The Space Terror", which was published in a very small fanzine called Spaceways that I could only find thanks to the unsung heroes of preservation over at fanac.org.

After that, I ran everything through some OCR software and copied everything over into a big document. The rest is the heavy lifting of making sure everything is formatted correctly.

As of writing this, 10/19 stories have gotten their first pass. I'm focusing mostly on fixing spelling errors and re-adjusting the spacing and paragraph breaks at this stage; second pass is going to be the in-depth line-by-line to make sure everything is exact.

It's remarkably fun to just put a stream on the other monitor and vibe. I would say I wish I could do this for money, but work tends to suck the fun out of things and I like that this is actually fun. Educational, too; science fiction (and fiction, and writing in general) has changed a lot in 95 years.

Some observations: 

  • Perhaps the biggest thing is the cumulative effect of all the small changes; shifts in spelling, grammar, word usage. Highlights include: "imbedded" for "embedded", "h'm" for "hm" or "hmm",  ellipses of four dots like this. . . . and using interclausal dashes like-this instead of like - this.
  • There's a story where Character A is recounting something to Character B, normal frame narrative stuff, but most of that recounting is dialogue so nearly the entire story is in nested quotes.
  • Rays! We love a ray. X-rays, Z-rays, T-rays, any kind of ray you can think of. No such thing as a plot that can't be jumpstarted with the right kind of ray.
  • In some of the earlier stories, spaceships are usually called "space-fliers" or just "fliers", and in the very early ones they aren't even rocket shaped - they're spherical in a story from 1930. We're right in that sweet spot between "you can fly between planets with an airplane" and "everything is either a rocket or a saucer".
  • Odd scare quotes show up a-plenty, ex. going "through" a portal. I assume this is because the concept was not as blase at the time as it is to readers now, but it has the side effect of making the dialogue sound stilted in a way I can only describe as a robot imitating lower-tier children's educational television with weirdly placed emphasis on key words. 
  • Lots of italics for emphasis, too. 
  • There are more footnotes than I expected, though I don't know if these were Leslie's or the editor's. Most of them are definitions of alien terminology, or clarifications about science and whatnot.
  • Since I'm working off of magazine scans, all the ads are included. Weight loss regimens, get-rich quick classes in chemistry and radio repair, a guy promising the mystic secrets of the universe if you'll just buy his book. Some things never change.
  • It's no surprise that there's a fair bit of colonialist fantasy going on in some of these stories, but what's truly wild, and perhaps most educational, is just how dedicated that particular genre trapping is to denying the reality of even the story it's found in. Prime example: the local aliens are continually described as primitive - only rudimentary language, fire but no metalworking - but then much of their part of the narrative is taken up by their elaborate social and religious hierarchy and their copious supply of worked metal goods. And this is in a story where the thesis is "the human prospectors who came to this planet are idiots who got themselves killed because they thought they could take advantage of the locals!" Which, I suppose, might indicate that it is an intentional subversion and this entire bullet point is moot in this particular circumstance. 
  • I have finally learned what the HOME key does. 

During this whole process, it's given me a lot more appreciation for the pulps, beyond just a "this is where a lot of things started" level: they served the niche that fanzines played in the postwar decades and that webfiction and fanfic serve today. A place for amateur writers to get out there and just write shit and maybe make some money on the side. Does it mean that a lot of it's bad? Yeah, of course it does. But that's the point of amateur fiction; it's an environment where you can safely write stuff at low investment and both improve the craft in real time and build an audience (I learned more about writing from the SCP wiki and running this blog than I ever did in any of the classes I took in college.)

Anyway, the next update shall happen when it happens. Probably when I get all of Pass 1 done.



Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Postively Unhinged Elden Ring Fanfic Hour

Saiziku

 

Previous installments: (Part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5). 

**

You are Marika the Eternal, and your son is dead. 

Godwyn the golden, beloved of all your demigods, is dead. Seven more of the Golden Lineage died with him. Your dynasty is ended. The assassin stood in silent defiance as you ordered her execution and chained her spirit to an evergaol. The wound remains. 

The time you bought by plucking Death from the Rune is fully wasted; the Fingers and their guiding Will still pull at your strings. The gilded cage remains intact. The slaughter of your family is of no concern to them. Godwyn is dead and the Fingers sign that this is only a minor disruption. They only noticed because they lost their primary Empyrean, and even then it barely registers as a setback; if the twins are non-viable hosts, you are Marika mother of demigods - you can always go fuck yourself and make more. The Will demands an agent in the Lands Between.

Someone needs to bear the Ring. 

Someone needs to maintain Order. 

Their consent is optional.

Ranni chafed at the yoke that was prepared for her. You never blamed her for hating you: You were offering her up to the Fingers to secure your own emancipation, and if she inherited anything from you it was a refusal to kneel to anyone or anything. 

Still, you tried to make the succession a painless affair, or as painless as it could be. Ranni would inherit the Ring, choose a Lord Consort as she saw fit according to love or convenience; then she would only need to lie back and think of Liurnia for a few uncomfortable nights, produce a demigod or two to appease the Will, and then she could retire to her rise to do as she wished for the rest of her life-without-death. The mundane realities of rule would be handed over to Godwyn, anyway. The people already called him the Young Lord, favoring his warmth and life over grim and reclusive Radagon.

Godwyn. A good man in a nest of vipers. A man for whom cruelty was alien, a man who could tease the good out from a blackened soul and broker peace between the most bitter enemies. Noble, idiot, innocent Godwyn. The best thing you ever made. Perhaps the only good thing, in the end. Godwyn, cut down by Destined Death as he rallied his sons and the knights of the guard against the black knives of the assassins.

Did he recognize the assailants? Did he know the danger he was in? No, he couldn’t have. The Eternal Cities were vanished into deep history, their people driven underground. Destined Death rested safely in Maliketh’s hands. He would have thought, perhaps to the very end, that he was facing ordinary steel and common sorcery from a band of Liurnian revanchists.

And now he’s dead. He and his seven sons and daughters. His body has poisoned the Erdtree and Deathroot spreads across the Lands Between like cancer.

Your surviving children - those fortunate enough to be away from the capital that night - play at cooperation but you know they are all a breath away from drawing swords and squabbling over your empire like tantruming infants. None of them are fit to inherit the Order that you built.

It doesn’t matter.

You pace the palace halls day and night, your mind gnawing at itself like a wolf with its foot caught in a trap. They’ve cleaned the blood from the floors. Your son’s blood, soaked up by a servant with a mop. The corridors reek of perfumers’ disinfectant. Memories and the dreams of memories seethe and foam, losing their time-blunted edges and boiling together until your thoughts cannot be discerned from your delusions and Now can no longer be separated from Then.

The snake lifts its head from where it naps in the roots and tells you the last secret of godhood.

You plant a golden tree in the field, near the old firepit where you would dance and sing and celebrate the spirits. It is the kindness of gold without a trace of Order - perhaps the last kindness you will ever offer to the world. You leave, and you will never return. 

You hold a pale, flabby infant in your arms, swaddled in the soft and supple skin of your enemies.

A messenger arrives in the ash-choked city with news from the front: the Storm Lord is dead, and Castle Morne has fallen. The Weeping Peninsula is yours, the last resistance to your rule over the Lands Between is gone, and Lord Godfrey stands victorious at the head of a battle-hardened host with no more lands left to conquer and more loyalty to their Lord than to his Order. Something must be done.

You climb to the summit of the hill, to the spirit tree where the Grandmother’s mummified body rests. Drawing the knife from your belt, you cut off a braid and lay it there in the roots.

The midwife cowers as you command her to stop her whimpering and toss the wretched things into the sewers.

The stone-scaled dragon nods in approval at last, and strikes the clay tablet with lightning to leave his mark next to Godwyn’s seal. The treaty is made.

The flame-haired giant kneels, holds up his trembling hands in surrender. The war is over; the fields of dead are left for the crows. The enlisted men are already calling you Godslayer, crediting you with the fall of the giants’ Fell God. 

Radagon is different now; his years of autonomy in Liurnia have given him experiences that you don’t share. His new formulations of the Golden Order spread like giantsflame; The court teems with Fundamentalists. 

The village is silent. All the villages are silent now. There is no one left.

The blind drunkard Shabriri, caked in filth, is dragged out of his cell and thrown before the baying crowds. You wave your hand and the carnifex gouges out his eyes. All the while he screams “Lies, all lies, do you not see it? Order and chaos are one! She is not a god! She is not a god!

Messmer and his penal legions march towards Belurat. You reach into the Ring and transform a thousand-thousand segments of ciphered light. The world is remade. The past is re-written. The path you took to your throne is wiped out of memory and out of time - you are eternal as the Erdtree is eternal, and always have been.

The highland barbarian bounces on the balls of his feet, bored with the Tower priest’s endless sermon. You feel neither love nor lust for Horah, but this is a marriage of alliance, not pleasure. Mutual respect for prowess on the field will suffice.

Melina stares back at you with her gloaming and Graceless eye. “Order alone cannot continue, Mother. The world strains under the weight, like a scale in need of balancing Isn’t that my purpose?” The ruinous flame takes her then, and she screams.

Horned riders crest the hill, their horses like thunder. Your mother begs you to run into the woods, to keep running and not look back.

The sun’s golden blood drips from the boughs of the grasping tree into the great bowl. You dole out your blessings of sap and grace to your loyal converts. 

You pour over stone tablets by lamplight, deciphering the cuneiform of Rauh syllable-by-syllable.

The misbegotten blacksmith bows his head, and says “Yes, my lady. It’ll be done.”

The knife glimmers in the evening light before you drive it into your breast and carve out your dusk-eyed other self - There is no place for Death in your new Order.

The old woman - the one you call Grandmother because everyone calls her Grandmother - offers you a mushroom like a dead man’s finger, and as the cosmos unfolds in your vision she inducts you into the sisterhood of spirit-tuners.

In suffocating darkness, you feebly beat your fists against the jar’s inner wall as your organs melt and your bones dissolve into the raw mass of your new flesh. A dozen mouths gasp for air that isn’t there. A hornless slave stamps the wax seal with a serial number and an inquisitor’s mark.

You wrest your coiled sword from the old queen’s corpse. The inert Ring in her heart is small and dull, worthless without its divine vessel. The serpent whispers in your head "devour it...together..."

The burial shroud rustles softly as you withdraw a few fibers of gold. The red Gates of Divinity drip gore down their flanks. You are the last living being in Enir-Ilim.

The last of Godfrey’s ships passes into the encircling mist. A shrouded figure stands like a tower on the deck. He does not look back.

You walk through the ruined huts, the fields of flowers, the empty places where there used to be people. People you knew. People you loved. You remember the slaughter, again and again and again and again. Men in centipede masks drag you from your hut and chop your body apart with heavy blades. Hounds tear at your heels as you run into the night. An arrow buries itself in your back; a spear pierces your side; an axe cleaves open your skull. You remember your mother and your mothers and your mother; your sister and your sisters and your sister; your daughter and your daughters and your daughter. You remember the gaping mouth of the jar.

You lie with the serpent, and two are made one flesh.

You go to the base of the Erdtree. The place where Order was first imposed upon the crucible of primordial life. Maliketh waits for you there, his eyes betraying the agony of a dog torn between two masters. He begs you to turn around, to go back to the palace and grieve in the company of the living.

You brush off his desperate words and cross the plaza. The black blade forms in his hand.

He lands a single blow on you before he flees in horror and shame. But a single blow is all that was needed; a bloody red shard of Destined Death tears at your gut, and as it grows it will turn your body to lifeless stone. 

Let it come. You have danced beyond death for so long that you no longer care if you live. You stagger onward in your waking dream, your hand clasped to your side. 

You are Marika, and you are dying, and your Order is dying, and the Lands are dying, and you are still trapped here. Your body is not your own. You have backed yourself into a golden throne atop a mountain of corpses, and your son is dead. 

May chaos take the world. May night reign. May the Order be broken forever. You no longer care; all this was for nothing.

Your son is dead.

You stand before the Ring and raise your hammer 

**

A lot of the lore community likes portraying Marika as an unbeatable chessmaster who is always a billion steps ahead of everyone and planned the entire thing beginning to end - I think that's boring as sin. Lore is fun but it can strip all the humanity out of a story and leave it a lesser thing. (Noah Caldwell-Gervais says something like "lore doesn't stand next to you in the grocery store" in his DS video, I don't have the exact quote on hand).

Though if I am being honest I wrote this because I'm tired of Tarnished Archaeologist's current string of "it was all an incest singularity" theorizing. If Ranni had killed Godwyn specifically for that reason, she would, I don't know, fucking mention it? Even for a game as obtuse and vaguer as ER I would find total silence in those circumstances an impossible stretch - and it also just drains all the tragedy and pathos out of Night of Black Knives and turns it into "Ranni was totally justified, the end." 

So I made it basically accidental. The assassins had their own agenda - no better time to kill Marika or the Fingers than while storming the palace - and Godwyn got blindsided because he's the resident himbo and went to play the hero because of course he did.

Several other theories went into this.

  • The Golden Lineage are Godwyn’s offspring; Marika only had the children we see in game (thanks to kyana for this theory, it solves many problems).
  • The Woman with the three wolves (as we see in Maliketh’s boss chamber) is Placidusax’s god; or more properly Placidusax was her Lord, because the god chooses.
  • The Serpent, as serpents do, offered Marika a devil's bargain. 
  • Marika fucked the snake (prior to her ascension) and birthed the first generation of what would eventually become the Godskins. They were her personal kill squad back when she was hunting the Missing God, roughly analogous to Godfrey's Crucible Knights.
  • Speaking of Godfrey, Marika married him prior to her ascension as an alliance between the Hornsent and the highlanders against the Giants. He and his tarnished were banished because with the Tree burnt and Radagon still in Liurnia there was basically nothing stopping him from marching on Leyndell and deposing Marika if he wanted. If he actually wanted to is another thing entirely.
  • Shabriri understood that Marika had stolen godhood in some way (I do agree with TA on this point, and basically nothing else in that video) - though I don’t think he knew specifics (I think it was essentially a three-part plan: kill the Missing God to get the Ring, usurp the ritual at the Gate of Divinity to attain godhood, and then eat the sun to gain control over the Will / limit its influence in the Lands Between.)
  • The Lands of Shadow are so disjointed from the base game and their own contents because it exists outside of the world of Order. It’s basically a dreamscape with no dreamer - everything in there existed in the normal Lands Between at some point, but it’s all been mashed together into illegibility.
  • The Hornsent filled the power vacuum left after the collapse of the Eternal Empire, and they justified their pogroms against the shamans by the victims being numen (and thus, their old oppressors)
  • The Grandmother Shaman was either a descendant of one of the four Eternal Queens (the giants in the thrones), or the queen herself. The other empty throne is a symbolic / traditional one, set aside in case the Missing God (herself also a numen) were to return.
  • Marika is herself an amalgamation of dozens of shamans.
  • The Gloam-Eyed Queen is like 4 different people, or one god in 4 persons.
    1. The Nameless God, a numen woman who became head of the empire of Farum Azula.
    2. Marika the hornsent jar-saint (after killing and eating the Nameless God)
    3. Fragments of the Nameless God that Marika cut out of herself a la Miquella when she ascended to godhood. This St. Trina-like other self later tries to topple Marika and is killed by by Maliketh.
    4. Melina, a clonal daughter who inherited some of the incorporated GEQ-ness. 
  • Melina burnt the Erdtree some time after Marika used it to eat the sun in an attempt to re-establish the balance of the world. I have no evidence to say that she was spurred to do this by a meeting with Shabriri, but it’s narratively satisfying to me. 

Anyway, next post will hopefully be timeline and then I can close the book on this for a nice long while.