Sunday, September 13, 2026

Alien Franchise Watch-Along: Alien


Nathan Anderson

Somehow, in attempting to fix the image in this post, blogger 1) wiped my draft when I tried to undo some wonky formatting 2) autosaved the wiped version 3) didn't autosave when I reversed that change, put all the text back, and exited the draft. So I had to dig through all the previous versions of my main gdoc to find it again and then re-do the final polishing. Eesh.

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  • Alien 
  • Aliens
  • Alien 3
  • Alien: Resurrection
  • Prometheus
  • Covenant  
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    Been a while since I did a rewatch post, eh? My partner and I had talked about doing an Alien marathon ages ago but never got around to it until now - we’re a one streaming service at a time household, and for some Byzantine licensing reason HBO Max had all the Alien films available through the end of May. When in Rome, die screaming alone and in space I suppose.
     
    Breaking with previous tradition, Alien is the only rewatch of the lot of them: the rest are my first time (adjusting for osmosis).
     

    Alien 

    (1979, dir. Ridley Scott)
     
    Damn what a good opening. Cuts right to the heart of the thing in no time at all.
     

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    Some small, interesting details:

    • Antarctic Traffic Control
    • “Out of the Solomons” - evoking the islands on Earth
    • I didn't learn until fairly recently that the Nostromo is named after a book by Joseph Conrad.


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    The Nostromo crew’s first question about the LV-426 distress signal is “is it human?”; That says to me that they expected the chance that it wasn’t, which is going to segue right into one of my major questions for this series going forward: what do people in the Alien universe know about alien life?
     
    Because as we see later, they’re not really surprised by the crashed ship or the Space Jockey, but they’re not familiar with it either. This specific sapient alien is an unknown quantity, but the presence of a sapient alien doesn’t seem to be out of the ordinary for the crew. Those factors combined aren’t even worth noticing for Ash (I can kinda buy the rest of the crew shrugging it off, if they exist in a space where alien life isn’t a huge deal)
     
    This implication is in total violation with everything else in the setting, and I have a feeling that tension will remain for a long time.
     

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    Alien is one of those works that is so aesthetically strong that it basically dooms all its successors to either rote imitation or jarring discrepancy. I think the latter can be navigated, but not when there's this much money involved.
     

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    No time wasted in this movie, the cuts are masterfully done to show the passage of time without ever getting confusing. No filler anywhere.
     

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    Always love an engineering estimate gag.
     

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    The landing on LV-426 is masterfully tense. And even if unintentionally so, it's a response to the sci-fi of Star Wars and Star Trek magicking away the fact that even the basic functions of a spacecraft are going to be highly technical, deliberate, and very dangerous.
     

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    Lambert: “I like griping.”
     

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    I feel like Sigourney Weaver went and just created a gender in that shot where Ripley has her sneakers up on the cockpit dashboard.
     

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    Details about the Jockey’s ship: it’s asymmetrical (which is weird, even the Nostromo is symmetrical despite being much bulkier), the interior looks like the exterior of a xenomorph, the Jockey is fucking huge, and it’s still warm down in the lower levels.
     

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    Ripley somehow being able to identify the difference between a “come here” and a “go away” signal from an alien broadcast is a stretch, but I’ll let it slide. I wonder how long the thing’s been on, anyway?
     

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    My partner, on watching Kane investigate the eggs: “My brother in Christ what the fuck.”
     
    I agree. For a movie that has everyone being pretty competent at their jobs, this is a really weird oversight (but also necessary for the movie to work, and he had no idea what they were so he gets a pass.)
     

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    Jesus that is a strong acid. Basically an alkahest. My partner suggested that it might be a predator-deterrent, rather than a generalized defense like Kane says, and I like that theory.
     
    The acid also means that xenos are extremely weak to chemical bases, a tactic that I don’t expect to show up in later films. (Spoilers: it does not)
     

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    They dragged Kane through a dry ice snowstorm with a massive hole in his helmet. The facehugger might be making a seal? It’d have to be pumping in the suit’s air supply rather than external air.

     
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    Ripley grills Ash after he opens up the door and my partner pointed out that the conversation sounds like she’s fishing for programmed responses, like the tests in Blade Runner. I think she’s already suspecting him to be an android.
     

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    So I heard it as “Datas”, but apparently the Nostromo was launched from Thedus (at least according to the wiki), which EU material has pegged as Epsilon Reticuli. I want to keep EU stuff at a minimum for now but this does provide a good segue for me to talk about Space Map Shit™.
     
    So LV-426 is in Zeta Reticuli (hilarious), which is 39.3 LY / 12 parsecs away from Earth; at 10 months to get back home that gives an extremely neat cruising speed of ~4 LY / month or  ~1 LY a week. Which is ludicrously fast, to the point of going plaid, but also the Nostromo is shot such that it always feels slow and ponderous to the observer despite going faster than light.
     

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    Kane’s increased appetite makes total sense, but it also doesn’t seem to be necessary: he barely gets a few bites in before the chestburster explodes. Makes me think that it’s a reaction of his own body, rather than one triggered by the xeno.
     

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    Chestburster! Weird lil’ guy screaming and causing a mess. Looks so goofy now, but in a very charming way.
     

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    No one says anything when they give Kane his space funeral. That says a lot more than even a filler goodbye.
     

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    Now is the circuit burnt out in the 12 module, or did it get chewed through?
     

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    Well, at least they’re splitting up to save the cat.
     

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    Speaking of Jonesy: that cat must be immune to industrial toxins or something, living on a  refinery ship filled with giant rooms with no discernable purpose that are definitely hazardous to biological life. Like there’s enough space in there that the temperature variation is causing moisture to condense (DON’T DRINK IT, DUMBASS)
     

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    Mother admits when it doesn’t have enough data to give a good answer, which is a decidedly optimistic view of artificial intelligence.
     
    I also find it interesting how her voice is distinctly elderly - that’s not something you typically get in modern AI assistant ladies for drearily predictable reasons.
     

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    I like how the breaking point with Dallas in the vents is as simple as Lambert freaking out and giving him bad directions. One slip-up triggers the domino chain panic-spiral.
     

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    In light of special order 937 and Ash’s insertion onto the team, does that mean that the Company knew about the Jockey ship ahead of time?  Or was he was just put on the Nostromo for an unrelated reason and special order 937 is just standing Company policy?
     
    This sort of shell game of “so and so actually knew X the entire time” has never been appealing to me: it introduces so many additional questions that can’t get good answers and didn’t need asked in the first place.
     

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    More movies should do the casting roulette that this one did. If nothing else it's a way to give people shots at a big break.
     

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    Holy epilepsy warning, Batman! The constant flashing lights in the end sequence are the one major beef I have with the movie, they make it legitimately hard to watch.
     

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    Jonesy must be getting real sick and tired of being manhandled and kicked out of all his sleeping spots. When he was in the carrier, did the xeno leave him alone because it gave up with trying to get him out, or was it using him as bait?
     

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    It’s weird to see the xeno sleeping (I presume it’s sleeping) on the shuttle at the end. It's the one part in the film where it acts like an ordinary animal.
     

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    There’s a lacelike pattern on the helmet seal of Ripley’s suit. We get a good look at it in one closeup.

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    The destruction of the Nostromo should not have been visible from the shuttle, considering that the shuttle was still going at lightspeed and the Nostromo was very suddenly not. But who cares? Spaceship go boom.

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    The xeno isn't burned by the shuttle engines, it's knocked into deep space by them. And is also a toy.

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    And there we have it. Perfect movie. It could have been a one-and-done,  and perhaps it should have been, or it could have been spun off into an anthology series, and maybe that could of happened. To offer a bit of a presentiment of the future, this post series is going to be a front-row accelerated time-lapse of franchise decay. 

    But, that's for the future, and the great thing about sequels is that they can't actually diminish the originals. Shitty "remasters", on the other hand...

     

    Saturday, September 5, 2026

    Cut-Up Timeline of the Future

    via NASA

    I love mashups, I love timelines, I’m certain I’ve mentioned somewhere that the ideal Alien franchise is Alien, Blade Runner, Predator, Avatar, and Halo. This post started as that, but spiralled out of scope very, very quickly (who could possibly have predicted this, I've never been known to spiral out of scope). The only original material here is the connective tissue, but you could easily find and replace the proper nouns and have yourself a Mothership timeline. Might do that in the future. Most of the sources should be easily-recognizable, and most of the those that aren't are probably from Orion's Arm.
     
    As part of the self-imposed challenge, I’ve kept as many dates intact as I can: some have been juggled to a new century but they should still be recognizable.


    Futures, Cut Up and Collaged

     
    ███ ██ 196█ - The US army deploys the first iteration of the Universal Soldier program.
     
    Jan 14 1966 - Sergei Korolev survives surgery and continues his push for a Soviet moon landing.
     
    Jun 26 1969 - Soviet cosmonaut Alexei Leonov becomes the first human on the Moon.
     
    Jul 20 1969 - The United States’ Apollo 11 mission successfully lands Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on the moon.
     
    Sep 20 1969 - Second Soviet moon landing; Anistasia Belikova becomes the first woman on the moon.
     
    Oct 12 1973 - The United States establishes Jamestown lunar base at Shackleton Crater.
     
    Jul ██ 1974 - Zvezda lunar base is founded by the Soviet Union, also at Shackleton Crater.
     
    ███ ██ 1982 - Two Antarctic research bases (one Norwegian, one American), succumb to episodes of inexplicable violence in quick succession, leading to the death or disappearance of all hands at both facilities. The follow-up investigation produces no meaningful conclusion: ergot poisoning and cultic murders are the two most popular explanations.
     
    ███ ██ 1983 - US-Soviet conflict over a lunar lithium mining operation leads to the Jamestown Crisis.
     
    ███ ██ 1984 - The Lunar Peace Treaty is signed, dividing up lunar territory between the US and USSR to prevent further hostilities.
     
    Jul ██  1987 - China establishes its first lunar base.
     
    ███ ██ 1989 - An InGen genetic research facility on Isla Nublar suffers a containment failure and releases an unspecified biological contaminant into the environment; the island is napalmed by the Costa Rican government to stem the outbreak.
     
    ███ ██ 1992 - Heightened violence in Jammu and Kashmir escalates to open warfare between India and Pakistan. International parties are unable to stop the conflict before it spreads across southern Asia. Charismatic augment-supremacist demagogue Khan Noonien Singh, who unbeknownst to the public was a former subject of the Universal Soldier program and former CIA intelligence asset, carves out a massive sphere of influence across south Asia.
     
    Feb ██ 1995 - First human landing on Mars. Helios Base and Happy Valley colonies are founded later in the year.
     
    ███ ██ 1996 - With his fiefdom collapsing around him, Khan Noonien Singh flees Earth aboard the hijacked SS Botany Bay with 84 members of his inner circle. This marks the end of what will later be called the Eugenics Wars.
     
    ███ ██ 1997 - The Mars-7 Alliance is founded, consisting of the United States, Soviet Union, India, Japan, North Korea, the ESA, and a 13-nation coalition of communist countries.
     
    ███ ██ 2000 - Capitalizing on the expansion of Lunar and Martian colonies (and the loss of outsourced labor caused by the Eugenics Wars), the Tyrell Corporation introduces the Nexus-1 replicant; advertised as “biological robots”, replicants are ultimately cloned humans that have undergone a suite of genetic modifications derived from those used by the Universal Soldier program.
     
    May 16 2001 - The Black Mesa Research Facility in New Mexico suffers a catastrophic reactor meltdown and subsequent explosion, becoming the worst nuclear accident in history. Conspiracy theories that the site had been intentionally bombed by the US government, Soviet Union, or Singh loyalists abound.
     
    Sep ██ 2001 - US intelligence organizations, having patched major holes in inter-agency communication in the wake of the Black Mesa incident, defuse a plot to crash multiple commercial flights into key political and economic targets.
     
    ███ ██ 2003 - The asteroid “Goldilocks” is successfully captured for use as an iridium mine; the mission is hijacked so that it falls into Martian rather than terrestrial orbit. North Korea is expelled from Mars-7 over suspected connections to the hijacking.
     
    ███ ██ 2007 - The Coalition of Independent Spacefaring Nations is established, consisting of Brazil, China, Nigeria, Malaysia, Pakistan, South Africa, Saudi Arabia, and Thailand.
     
    ███ ██ 2018 - Mass mutiny by replicants in the Martian colonies of Dominguez and Shimata leads to a retaliatory ban of replicants on Earth; an international pogrom against replicants in hiding will continue for decades to follow.
     
    ███ ██ 2024 - The Weyland Corporation releases its “David” android model as a safe and affordable alternative to replicants.
     
    Sep 01 2024 - Violent clashes between police and interned homeless in San Francisco Sanctuary Camp A erupt into full-scale revolt. By Sep 02 the riots have spread to other Sanctuary Camps across the US and on Sep 03 the California National Guard is deployed to Camp A, leading to the deaths of hundreds of interned individuals.
     
    Nov 06 2024 - Christopher Donner is elected president of the United States on a platform of widespread industrial deregulation, loosening of labor rights, and “restoring law and order” in the wake of the Bell Riots.
     
    2026 - Political tensions in the United States reach a tipping point and shift to open violence between the federal government and the populace. Dozens of separatist movements and partisan factions emerge in a comparatively brief period. While not called so at the time, this marks the beginning of what will be called the Second Civil War, which will in turn be considered the opening act of the World War 3.
     
    2032 - Andrew Steele Jarret elected president of the United States, ushering in a brief but exceedingly brutal regime of religious authoritarianism.
     
    2034 - A team of scientists led by Dr. William Weir and funded in part by the Weyland Corporation publish a breakthrough study in causality-stable faster-than-light travel; much of the material was reverse engineered from recovered documents of former Black Mesa researchers Isaac Kleiner and Judith Mossman.
     
    2036 - Andrew Steele Jarret is ousted after a disastrous failed invasion of Canada prompts an international military response. Jarret drinks himself to death while under house arrest, and the Christian America party collapses along its already-severe factional lines.
     
    2040 - The USS Event Horizon launches from Deimos on a year-long round-trip mission to Proxima Centauri using  the first fully-functional FTL gravity drive; first successful ova fusion procedure.
     
    2044 - The Event Horizon and her crew are declared lost in action, having exceeded both the scheduled return trip and the slower-than-light communication window.
     
    2047 - The derelict Event Horizon is detected in Neptunian orbit by outer system flight control buoys; the USS Lewis and Clark is diverted from its in-progress survey mission to investigate. The disastrous recovery mission results in multiple deaths and the sudden psychosis of Dr. Weir. Further development of the gravity drive is halted as FTL research (spearheaded by the Weyland Corporation) shifts to focus fully on the Black Mesa data.
     
    2049 - Twelve nuclear weapons are deployed across the world, decapitating multiple major governments and sending the global economy into chaos.
     
    While the origin of the launches was unknown at the time, investigations in the 2070s provided some evidence that the attacks were made by the Cyberdine AI SKYNET as part of a suicide attempt.
     
    2053 - An international ceasefire agreement brings World War 3 to a close. The United Nations is re-established. The recovery of Earth proves to be a lucrative opportunity for the colonies of Luna, Mars, and the Belt.
     
    2054 - The COSTIN space telescope detects and then confirms the presence of a biosphere on the fifth moon of Alpha Centauri A IV. In line with the Greek naming convention previously established, the world is named “Pandora” by its discoverers, who certainly had a sense of irony.
     
    2060 - United Nations starship Unity launches for the Alpha Centauri system. At the time of its departure it is the largest spacecraft ever built, capable of carrying and supporting ten thousand persons in stasis for the 40-year journey.
     
    2077 - The Resources Development Administration launches the ISV Bradbury and ISV Venture Star to Pandora, utilizing an STL stellar-laser propulsion system. Due to a drastically smaller payload compared to the Unity, RDA ISV-class craft are able to make the trip in 6.75 years.
     
    2084 - The Bradbury and Venture Star arrive at Pandora and begin remote drone surveys of the surface.
     
    2093 - The USCSS Prometheus is lost with all hands during its maiden FTL voyage, decapitating the Weyland Corporation’s expeditionary fleet and resulting in a multitrillion-dollar loss for the company as stock value plummeted.

    [Sidebar: Subsequent inquest revealed that Peter Weyland had not only died aboard the Prometheus, but had ordered the mission based on falsified data published in The Journal of Paleoastronomy (a vocal supporter of ancient alien conspiracy theories); nearly a third of the Prometheus’ crew lacked meaningful credentials for their claimed fields of study, and a further half did not possess credentials from an accredited institution.]

    2100 - The Unity’s reactor core suffers a critical failure shortly after arrival in the Alpha Centauri system; the ship’s captain is assassinated in the chaos, which leads to the fragmentation of the colonists and crew along ideological lines. Unable to land on Pandora due to the RDA’s colonization rights, the Unity factions instead land on the unclaimed and poorly-studied rocky world of Chiron (Alpha Centauri A VI).
     
    2104 - The Weyland Corporation colony ship Covenant is lost with all hands. The Yutani Corporation makes its first buyout offer.
     
    2114 - The first widely-available “dinosaur” neogens are developed based on public domain documentation of InGen’s late 20th century attempts.
     
    2119 - Direct first contact is made with the na’vi on Pandora, marking the first communication between humanity and another sapient species; mass human colonization of Pandora begins; “unobtanium” mining operations begin.

    2121 - "Great Downturn" recession hits Earth; officially declared over in 2129, but its aftereffects were felt for decades afterwards.
     
    2136 - The Avatar Program begins on Pandora, allowing RDA personnel to directly teleoperate na’vi-derived replicants.

    2141 - The first Demarchist (democratic anarchy) states form in the Solar System.
     
    2145 - “Merfolk” parahuman geneline developed; first distinct non-sapiens human species since extinction of Neanderthals. 
     
    2148 - Excavations on Mars uncover the ruins of a facility constructed by an extinct space-faring alien species (“Protheans”) as an observation post some 50,000 years before present. Several nonfunctional spaceships, a fragmented data cache, and a significant depot of refined unobtanium (element zero / eezo) catapult space travel forward centuries by spurring the discovery of mass effect fields and their use in FTL drives.

    2149 - A Union Aerospace Corporation research facility on Mars is destroyed during tests of an eezo-augmented gravity drive; a massive media suppression campaign by the Martian government follows. Rumors of a Satanic cult, demonic incursion, and "the Slayer" persist for years after with no apparent source.
     
    The Grissom Expedition arrives at Pluto and makes two major discoveries:

    1. A functional interstellar mass effect relay under the ice crust of Charon
    2. Extensive ruins constructed by a third intelligent alien species on Pluto and its moons, dated to ~1.2 MYA.

    Several cryofossilized specimens of the ruins’ inhabitants are recovered and taken to Luna for study; these MIGO (Mycelium Integrated Gestalt Organisms) demonstrate nearly-identical neurological link abilities as most keystone species in the Pandoran ecosystem.
     
    Aided by the decrypted Prothean cache, the Grissom Expedition activates the Charon mass relay and makes a successful voyage to Arcturus. The Systems Alliance is founded out of a union of Terran and offworld member states, marking the first interplanetary federation.
     
    2152 - The Systems Alliance continues exploration of the mass relay network, and establishes colonies on Demeter, Eden Prime, and Nova Terra.
     
    2154 - A na’vi alliance, led by the Omatikaya, Olangi, Tayrangi, and Trr’ong nations, leads an assault against RDA facilities on Pandora; the majority of RDA personnel are driven off the planet. With the recent discovery of the Prothean cache on Mars and the subsequent loss of their unobtanium monopoly, the RDA is unable to maintain operations on Pandora and collapses within the decade.

    [Sidebar: Due to the limitations of the RDA’s interstellar supply line, unobtanium was extracted at a regular pace that aligned with ship arrivals. With no more than five payloads en route to Earth at a given time, any long-term production disruption would cripple the operation. Most of the unobtanium that was in their possession at the time of the revolt was years from reaching Sol and would still need to be refined into eezo by other parties when it arrived.]

    [Sidebar: Claims that the na’vi revolt was led by Avatar Project member Jake Sully were later determined to be unfounded;  the alliance was in fact headed by Nekxtstal of the Omatikaya, who impersonated the MIA Sully as a way to damage RDA morale by posing as a high-profile traitor.]

    2156 - Seat of the Systems Alliance moves from Earth to Arcturus Station.
      
    2158 - The reactionary Frieden party is founded on Europa; they are not particularly creative fascists, deploying a gamut of predictable talking points against their enemies (namely the Systems Alliance and the Second Soviet Union, with boilerplate supremacist ideology bolted on for good measure.)
     
    2160 - Jovian Moons Campaign: The Frieden movement leads a coup of the Europan government and subsequently declares the world’s secession from the Systems Alliance. Three months of warfare follows, primarily between Frieden militias and Soviet forces under Jovian premier Vladimir Koslov.
     
    2162 - The Frieden-Soviet war spreads to Earth, with fighting most intense in equatorial Africa and South America; this stage of the conflict is later called the Rainforest Wars.
     
    2163 - The United Nations Space Command deploys troops to Mars to put down Koslovic separatists on Mars.
     
    2164 - Frieden-Soviet war spreads to Mars. Fighting will continue on the planet until 2166.

    2169 - The first space-adapted human geneline is released.
     
    2170 - The Interplanetary War ends with the Treaty of Callisto.

    2175 - California secedes from the United States
       
    2182 - First uplifted bonobos.

    2190 - First Calebs (uplifted dogs) developed; the first Conjoiner hivemind forms on Mars.
     
    2206 - The artificial intelligence unit Traxus IV goes rampant, forcing the total shutdown of the Martian Planetary Net.
     
    2222 - The Weyland-Yutani USCSS Nostromo self-destructs shortly after responding to an anomalous distress signal on Zeta2 Reticuli IV 2 (“Acheron”).
     
    2248 - Founding of the Jovian League.

    2256 - The Babylon 5 space station, intended as neutral territory between the Systems Alliance and independent colony worlds, begins operation in the Epsilon Eridani system.  

    2279 - The Weyland-Yutani colony of Hadley’s Hope on Acheron (Zeta II Reticuli b 3) is lost with all hands after the catastrophic meltdown of the atmosphere factory.
     
    2279 - The Weyland-Yutani penal colony of Fiorina 161 is lost with all hands.
      
    2300 - First destructive upload procedures performed.

    2310 - First uplifted corvids
     
    2320 - First uplifted elephants and pigs.

    2330 - The Outer Planets Alliance is founded on Ceres.
     
    2336 - First uplifted dolphins.
     
    2350 - The Pur’n’Kleen water hauler Canterbury is lost while returning to Ceres from Saturn; survivors of the incident claim that the ship had been intentionally attacked by a Martian warship.
     
    2381 - The Systems Alliance cruiser Auriga suddenly drops out of contact and diverts course from its designated outer Sol system patrol route. The ship is unable to be stopped before it makes a relativistic-velocity crash near the Zimbabwe-South Africa border. An estimated 45 million persons die from the impact alone, rendering it the single greatest loss of life in human history.

    2405 - Destructive uploading banned by the Systems Alliance.
     
    2494 - The hijacking of the UNSC Callisto by outer colony insurrectionists is met with violent reprisal from the Systems Alliance. Armed resistance quickly spreads through the outer colonies 

    2508 - The Aegis VIII mining colony excavates an artifact belonging to a previously unknown extinct intelligent species; first documented encounter with Inferni redivivus. The outbreak quickly spreads to the visiting planetcracker USG Ishimura, where it is contained through the efforts of ship's engineer Isaac Clarke.

    2511 - An armed uprising by the Unitologist Church on Titan Station breaks containment of Inferni redivivus samples; the outbreak quickly spreads and is contained only by forced meltdown of the station’s antimatter reactors.
     
    2514 - An Inferni redivivus Brethren Moon wakes from aestivation in the HR 8799 system, but is killed by a collision with the planet Tau Volantis.
      
    2535 - A series of overlapping disaster events cripple the planets of the Sol system. 2535 and 2536 alone see a major epidemic linked to a flaw in genetic rejuvenation treatments, an aggressive fungal ecophage on Earth, the rampancy of Mercurial von neumann bot populations, and major malware infections of common nanotechnology. Earth’s population of 22 billion is halved. This period will be later known as the Technocalypse, or simply "the Fall".
     
    2537 - Rogue nanoswarms cripple Mars' terraforming efforts and a sizable proportion of the population; the Global Artificial Intelligence Array (GAIA) is brought online as a last-ditch effort to stem the ongoing disasters in SolSys.

    2538 - The Caracas Treaty Org is formed out of surviving Earth and Cislunar polities to tamp down the prolifieration of dangerous technologies.

    2547 - First Contact War: An Alliance expedition through the Shanxi-Theta relay makes hostile contact with the Shandi oni Oq’u Ch’awaruutu (lit. “Covenant of the Great Journey”), a militant religious alliance of spacefaring alien species. Viewing human tampering with a mass relay as blasphemous, Covenant forces pursue the retreating Alliance ships through the relay and begin orbital bombardments of the colony worlds of Shanxi and Harvest. Chi Ceti IV, Leonis Minoris, and Skopje are glassed later that year.

    2548 - Covenant forces invade Meridian; the planet is not fully glassed until 2551 due to local resistance. Battle of Xi Boötis A. Bounty and Madrigal are glassed.

    2549 - Jericho VII, Charybdis IX, Cote d'Azure, Asmara, Verent, Kholo, Boundary, Algolis, Estuary, Paris IV, Arcadia, Mesa, Kroedis II, Greydowns are glassed.

    2550 - Endymion, Dwarka, Eridanus II, Lostwithiel, and Minab is glassed. Battles of Great Bear, Ballast and Gamma Pavonis VII.

    2551 - Systems Alliance forces successfully repulse the Covenant siege of Concord. Battle of Trove. Legopo, Imber, and Promise are glassed.

    2552 - The Covenant mounts a major invasion of the Alliance's inner colonies, culminating in the invasion of the heavily-fortified Epsilon Eridani system; Reach is glassed, the venerable Babylon 5 station is destroyed and the Covenant launches a siege of Solsys. The siege is ultimately broken by intersecting external factors: 

    • The UNSC Pillar of Autumn, fleeing Reach under secret orders from the Office of Naval Intelligence and under pursuit by Covenant forces, discovers the intact and fully-functional Prothean megastructure Halo Installation 04; Covenant forces breach the installation's Inferni redivivus containment facility, activating its automated countermeasures. The ring is destroyed by detonation of the Pillar of Autumn's antimatter fusion reactor before either threat is able to escape.
    • The Covenant's internal factionalism reaches the point of civil war, as sangheli separatists under the command of Arbiter T'elo Badami break with the Prophet's leadership over the revelations from and destruction of Installation-04. The prophets order a genocide of the sangheli and elevate the jiralhanae to full control of the military.
    • The asari, turians and salarians, along with their allies among the Covenant fringe species, launch their own separatist movement; the coup successfully seizes control of the Covenant's capital station, the Citadel of High Charity, and re-establishes the Citadel Council.
    • GAIA takes a combat role for the first time in the war, acting separately from the Systems Alliance or United Earth Government; Covenant losses are catastrophic.

    With its leadership decapitated and its military overextended, the Covenant dissolves swiftly and violently. The siege collapses by December. 

    2553 - Official peace accords signed between the Systems Alliance and T’elo Badami’s provisional military government on Rube. A similar treaty is signed with the Citadel Council later the same year, though with more open trade agreements.

    2558 - The UNSC Infinity deploys troops to the Prothean shield world of Requiem, attempting to seize control of the world from Jul ‘Mdama’s Covenant remnant. The engagement ends in failure, as 'Mdama's forces drive the artificial planet into the local star rather than let it fall into human hands. 

    Later that year, the rampant AI unit Cortana activates warship production facilities on Nomos II and launches an invasion of Solsys in an attempt to wrest control of Earth away from GAIA; she is swiftly subsumed by the archaliect and her fleet is dismantled. 

    [Sidebar: As with the Citadel, mass relay network, and Installation 04, the Requiem & Nomos II shieldworlds were falsely presumed to be constructed by the Protheans - this was not disproven until the follow-up investigation of the Battle of the Citadel in.] 

    2559 - The Treaty Org appoints GAIA as their official defense standard against cyber and biological threats; all incompatible systems are outlawed. 

    2583 - Investigation of the rogue SPECTRE agent Q!xářèr Axhtr̯íæš (transliterated name Saren Arterius), by Systems Alliance agent Jane Shepard reveals that Arterius had been subverted by contact with an Uncategorized Existential Threat (code name SOVEREIGN). During the hunt, an intact, non-rampant Prothean AI unit ("Vigil") on Ilos provides definitive proof that the galaxy's megastructures (Citadel, relay nework, Halo installations, shield worlds, etc) were not constructed by the Protheans themselves, but rather the work of a much older "Leviathan" civilization; SOVEREIGN was an Inhibitor command unit, built by the Leviathans as part of an automated Inferni redivivus control and quarantine system and activated by the Covenant’s breach of the Installation 04 containment facilities in 2552. As command unit, SOVEREIGN would wake the rest of the network from stasis for a full purge of the relay network and any systems in contact with it so as to starve the infection of food.

    SOVEREIGN assaults Citadel Station (formerly the Covenant capital of High Charity), and is destroyed only via near-lightspeed ramming maneuver by the SSV Normandy under Commander Jane Shephard.

    [Sidebar: A growing but unproven theory is that the Inhibitor network has degraded over time, as it did not activate for the Inferni redivivus outbreaks of 2508-2514 or the takeover of the Nomos II production facility by Cortana in 2558.]

    Despite attempts by Captain David Anderson and Admiral Steven Hackett to go public with the Vermire- report, the Citadel Council suppresses its release and claims that SOVEREIGN was an unusually large geth dreadnought. 

    2585 - An individual claiming to be the resurrected Jane Shepard cuts a bloody swath across the Terminus Systems before she is killed by Blue Sun mercenaries on Omega Station. Post-mortem analysis of the body revealed that the killer indeed was the cybernetically-puppeted corpse of Cmdr. Shepard, operated by a semirampant AI based on partial brain scans. Far-right human-supremacist terrorist organization Cerberus claims responsibility.
     
    2586 - Fleets of Inhibitor warships (“Reapers” to the media and public) sweep through the mass relay network, sterilizing every planet that could potentially come into contact with Inferni redivivus. Systems Alliance ambassador Donnel Udina facilitates a coup of the Citadel Council with the aid of Cerberus, lasting about three hours before the Inhibitors arrive. 

    SolSys is spared only thanks to the apparent intercession of GAIA; fewer than a dozen extrasolar colonies remain by the end of the purge, and the state of alien-controlled worlds is unknown. The Systems Alliance, Covenant remnant, and Citadel Council are no longer extant.

    [Sidebar: The specifics of GAIA’s contact with the Inhibitors remains unknown; a GAIA-operated vessel and an Inhibitor ship co-orbited the Charon relay for 18 hours before the Inhibitor departed; the Arcturus Relay was destroyed immediately following. It's suspected but not confirmed that GAIA was able to reverse-engineer some advantage from the wreckage of the 2558 invasion fleet.] 
    [Sidebar: Those colonies that survived the Inhibitor War did so only by going completely dark, shuttering all communications with the outside and scuttling their interstellar fleets. They were presumably excluded from GAIA’s negotiations.]


    2590 - GAIA now controls the entirety of Earth and Cislunar space; the archaliect disregards Treaty Org directives and begins the mass relocation of the humans remaining on Earth, sending them to other worlds of the Sol System or aboard interstellar colony ships; this is met with a brief failure of military resistance called the Last War. (Which it is, at least on Earth.)

    2608 - The Great Expulsion ends; fewer than 50 million humans remain on Earth.

    2740 - The government of the recolonized Epsilon Eridani system broadcasts the River of Stars Charter, declaring the Eridanus League as the first interstellar polity since the collapse of the Systems Alliance. However, no other polities join until 2765.

    Now - It is the present day.

    Sunday, August 30, 2026

    Delta Green: Running Through Apocalypse Protocol

    I’ve been meaning to run my presumed default DG setting (which is more or less a version of Lighthouse’s).through Tariq Ali’s “Apocalypse Protocol” (as featured in Whispers of the Dead vol. 3) for a while now, might as well get it done.

    Here’s how it works: you get four questions about how the apocalypse has shaken out. The answers you choose bump a value up and down between Very Low and Very High in one of 5 categories, then you tally those values up and the final result tells you how much to adjust the PC skills associated with that category.

    1. Resource Scarcity - How hard is it to get stuff? (Requisitions & Spending Your Own Money)
    2. Social Instability - How functional is everything? (Bureaucracy and Law)
    3. Mythos Knowledge - How easy is it for the lay population to learn about the Unnatural? (Unnatural and Occult)
    4. Exposure - How much does the public know about anti-mythos orgs? (Stealth and Disguise)
    5. Supernatural Hostility - How dangerous are unnatural entities towards the general populace? (Survival and Alertness)

    Going higher than +2 is a human extinction event; going lower than -2 gets DG an Ally with potentially better odds of survival than they do.
     
    I really like this system: it’s open-ended enough that you can plug basically whatever scenario you might want into it (the article itself provides several example apocalypses, plus how you can chain them together), and even if you don’t use the skill modifications the questions push you towards “how is the world is different and how does this affect the players?” You could easily drum up your own questions, alternative answers to the questions provided, or even adjust the skills so long as you have [+1, +1, -2]  for the first question and [+1, -1] for the rest.
     
    The one modification I’d make out of the box is the Mythos Knowledge category, since the Occult and Unnatural skills are opposed to each other in Delta Green and Call of Cthulhu. But the only tweak needed to address that is have one go down if the other goes up and treat the stat as the accuracy of Mythos knowledge, rather than its prevalence - high Unnatural, low Occult means that pre-existing occult traditions have taken a hit in the face of magic that actually works, high Occult low Unnatural means that any legitimate information out there is drowning in rampant bullshit.
     
    Preamble over.
     

    1. Is the apocalypse mundane or supernatural?

    • Mundane
    • SI +1, RS +1, MK -2

    The slow apocalypse of the 21st century rolls on. Child-abusing billionaires set the world on fire and watch the burn with a shit-eating grin. Every year things are just a little bit worse. Every summer is the new hottest on record. Every quarter your paycheck buys less. Every election the fascists take more power. Some motherfucker invented an infinite pornography machine that crashed the global economy. There’s still a Super Bowl, but ad spots go for cheap nowadays. There hasn’t been a new model of iphone for five years. You keep your ration booklet in your pocket, in case the app goes down. The revolution is always tomorrow.
     

    2. Will humanity fight or embrace the supernatural?

    • Embrace
    • MK +1, SH -1

    Of course they embrace it. Wouldn’t you, when everything else has failed? Something needs to bridge the gap. People dabble in the supernatural out of spite, love, greed, desperation, ideology, stupidity, all the usual reasons. Sometimes it works out: a lot of the time it doesn’t. New religious movements spring up like mushrooms after rain.
     
    The thing about the supernatural is that there’s no such thing as the supernatural: there’s natural, preternatural, and shit someone made up. Maybe you’ll never know enough to turn the preternatural into the everyday natural, because there’s not enough data or because there’s not enough computational power between your ears.
     
    Humanity already drastically overestimates its ability to control the infinite fractal complexity of the world around them. Wading into uncharted waters is like playing Mao with a loaded gun, but when there are no other options…
     

    3. Will mundane state actors survive or be destroyed?

    • Survive
    • SI -1, RS+1

    Apocalypse necessitates revelation: the veil comes down, the mask comes off, so it's better to say  that mundane state actors have changed. An organization might keep the same name but they might not really be the same group, or maybe they’re just revealing what they’ve always been.
     
    There are international and intranational wars, pockets of violent anarchy and feuding warlord fiefs. Nation-states that exist on paper often lack the ability to enforce their laws across all of their claimed territory. But by that same token there are those places where the boot that once oppressed has lifted at last, even for a moment.
     

    4. Will anti-mythos orgs appeal to the public or covertly reorganize themselves?

    • Appeal to the public
    • Ex +1, SH -1

    This is something that’s always mildly bugged me about Delta Green (and the rest of this genre, for that matter); in order for things to remain secret enough that real-world history is unaltered, every single incident needs to be handled perfectly. The monster never survives, the wizard never gets away, the vector never spreads, there are never any witnesses, photographs, video footage, nothing. Nothing ever happens in a crowded location. Nothing ever happens in a country without an anti-Mythos org, and there is just so much shit happening in the States alone.

    If you want supernatural incidents to be secret, they have to be both rare and low-impact. Otherwise the option is resorting to wide-scale magic (hello SCP wiki). 

    Covert ops make sense when you’re playing as Cowboys trying to avoid MAJESTIC stomping your heads in, but if you’re playing as the Program (i.e., from a position of power)... shit, man. You can run the conspiracy in broad daylight and suffer no consequences.

    And then on top of all that, the Mythos (or whatever supernatural force de jure is at play) is an excuse. It’s an infinite fractal boogeyman. It’s a goose that can lay golden eggs for the ruling class faster than a Cadbury production line. Pick a target demographic, make some unsubstantiated claims, use a complicit media machine to whip the public into a frenzy and casually throw out an anonymous tip line for people to rat on their neighbors. 

    If you think for a picosecond that parties within the United States government, in the wake of 9/11, would not loudly weaponize the existence of al-Azif as part of anti-Islamic fearmongering I have not one but two bridges in Brooklyn to sell you. 

    And on the flip side, for any organization that isn’t irredeemably evil / for timelines when Mythos knowledge is high, going public means you can educate that public as a form of damage mitigation. Cat’s out of the bag, so Elmo's gonna be teaching kids about how to recognize a Color out of Space.

    Thanks for coming to my TED talk 


    Final Tally

    • Resource Scarcity +2
      • Worldwide economic depression brought about by a cascade of drearily predictable and utterly stupid factors.
        • Requisitions: -20%, new defaults -20% (Standard & Unusual), -40% (Major), -60% (Extreme)
        • Spending Your Own Money: -20%, new defaults -20% to Standard, Unusual, & Major expenses 
    • Social Instability +0
      • A different flavor of chaos. The pieces have been shuffled around a bit. But it's 202█, that's just how life is now.
        • Bureaucracy: No change, default remains 10%
        • Law: No change, default remains 0% 
    • Mythos Knowledge -1
      • Accurate information is hard to come by. Government suppression, a weakened press, rampant AI-hallucination, and cults feeding their own misunderstandings of their objects of worship have rendered much of the information available highly suspect, if not totally worthless. A few reliable sources are out there, but they’re often either limited access or difficult to find unless someone already in the know points you in the right direction.
      • New religious movements, however, are fucking everywhere. 
        • Unnatural: -10%, default remains 0%
        • Occult: + 10%, new default 20% 
    • Exposure +1
      • Anti-mythos organizations have to operate with at least some public facing side. This doesn’t mean that they are necessarily accountable to the public (many of them still involve masked men in unmarked vans, but that’s policing in the 21st century for you.), but it does mean they usually have some oversight on paper. It also means that there are a decent number of NGO mythos orgs out there.
        •  Stealth: -10%, new default 0%
        •  Disguise: -10%, new default 0%  
    • Supernatural Hostility -2
      • This doesn’t mean that Mythos hazards have stopped being hazardous, but represents both a wider range of the Unnatural (i.e. not all of it is hazardous, most of it is just weird) and a much better understanding of how not to get killed by it. Knowing about tigers doesn’t intrinsically make the tiger less dangerous, but it can help you in avoiding circumstances where a tiger puts you in danger. Once folks are getting Darwin Awarded live on tiktok, people will start start taking some basic precautions.
        • Survival: +20%, new default 30%
        • Alertness: +20%, new default 40%  

    More vibes than lore, but that's why I like this system. The blanks can get filled in as needed. Would love to see what other people have done with it.

    Tuesday, August 25, 2026

    Slushpile 20: Linkapalooza

    Index

    In celebration of 20 of these damn things, I'm doing a throwback to the halcyon days of 2021 and Slushpost 8.5, where I shared a bunch of links from my Firefox bookmarks. Except this time it's links I saved in my notes doc to get back to later (and, of course, rarely have.)

    Many of these links are for books I haven't purchased and games I haven't played - they're included here because I thought they were interesting enough to include. You can also see where I suddenly got really invested in one particular niche for a day or two.

    There's a LOT of ground to cover on this one (and I have, of course, only added more to the original doc since I started compiling this), so let's get rolling.

    RPGs

    Illustrated Bestiary - A Cairn bestiary by Oozejar that comes packaged with 145(!) CC-BY-SA monster illustrations.

    Plight - A solo-oriented hack of Cairn

    Triple-O - A player/PC emulator for running solo RPGs as the DM

    Solo Gaming Sheets - Variety of character sheets and printable references.

    The Creation of Wonder - Tarot game about making an masterwork, themed after the Book of Kells 

    Open Quest SRD - Rule-clone for Runequest under CC-BY. Putting this on my radar is dangerous.   

    Cthulhu Eternal - Rule-clone for Call of Cthulhu under OGL. Frothing at the mouth that it isn't CC, because that would make cross-compatibility with Open Quest so easy.

    Player Emulator - An oracle / framework for simulating players for your PCs during solo play

    One Page Solo Engine 

    Not one but two lists of all Mothership modules on Itch

    Shakhàn - An extremely obscure RPG that seems to have been very heavily inspired by Tekumel (long prior to revelations that Barker was a Nazi). It's an interesting artifact, at the very least.

    The Origin of the Monsters in Dungeons and Dragons - This is Part 10 of the series, which contains links to the other 9. 

    Star Viking rules - I don't know how or where I found this.

    Amateur Exonaturalist

    Primal Quest Essentials - Gonzo and grotty prehistory 

    Destroy all Dungeons! Death to all Dragons! - Play as dwarves who have escaped slavery and are working to free their fellows from the draconic overlords.

    Monolith - Sci-fi Cairn hack

    Universal Survey - 1-page space exploration solo game

    Kal Arath - Solo hexcrawl. Cover has a dude with a sword, two moons, and an angry dinosaur.

    Ars Magica Open License - A github containing a WIP project to convert all the 53 Creative Commons licensed books of 5th edition Ars Magica to markdown. Certified hero behavior.

    FORGE (Fantasy Open Roleplaying Game Engine)

    31 Days of Solo RPGs

    Exclusion Zone Botanist 

    30 Days of Sci-Fi RPG tools 

    Mountain Resonance - Mothership rules applied to mountain climbing.

    A Game in Need of Translation  

    The Land of Zurth: An Antarctic Hexcrawl 

    Mythos Horror Creation System

    Tales From the Gods by Axo Stories - Myth-building solo game based on Thousand Year Old Vampire 

      

    Resources

    Periapsis - Solar system generator

    Delta Green Scenario Workbook - perfect pairing with the Shotgun Scenario Generator

    Map of Pandemos - A public domain (!!!!) fantasy world map based on the geography of Venus. Krita file is included.

    20 CC0 Planets 

    13 Engraved Textures - Free for commercial & noncommercial use

    K.M. Alexander's Public Domain Fantasy Map Brushes - All pulled out of historical maps from around the world.

    Pixel Art Portrait Generator - Good for both commercial and free projects

    Strangers vol 1 - Some very good No I'm Not a Human style folks. CC-BY 4.0

    Ombremonde Landscape Illustrations - CC0 public domain

    Forever Open Source Jam 20232024, 2025 - All entries had to be based on and released under open licenses, and the hub pages have pretty sizable resource lists.

    とり夫's Javardy art - So this guy, Birdman (I'm fairly certain that's the transliteration of his name), made a bunch of character and monster art for a Java version of Wizardry and then just released it for free for anyone to use. There are a few monsters that can't be used in commercial products, but beside that it's all free as a bird. There are multiple games on Steam already using it, and for good reason: high-quality stock art is a precious thing. 

    Yogwiki - The old Yog-Sothoth.com wiki, recovered and rehosted by the Ethulhu Eternal folks. It's a fun artifact of a specific scene in an earlier age, where citation policies were lax and crossovers were plentiful.

    QGIS - A robust FOSS map-making program 

    Gleba fantasy world simulator 

    World Orogen - Another procedural planet generator 

    Root Ring - The hot new way to share your RPG blog. Still need to figure out how to use it. 

    Free Libre, and Open Works - A database containing what it says on the tin. Solid RPG selection, even with the link rot.

    100 Sci-fi RPG faces - CC-BY 4.0 

    Scripts, Ciphers, Fonts


    Project Astra - A script based on Gallifreyan, but more directly about drawing solar systems.

    Atlas of Endangered Alphabets - A database of real-world minority scripts.

    Tumani script - One of the many scripts for Trent Pehrson's conlang Idrani; the original link I had is dead, and the website itself seems to still be under renovation (only the homepage and about page have anything at the moment) but Internet Archive has my back on this one.
     

    The Old Tongue - Very cool runic script with an overview here and some extra info here

    Ka’atsia - A gratis script by u/Zhestasi

    Karmakhaz - As above

    Bradley DJR (font) - A blackletter font that I really like the look of, but it is also you get what you pay for ($24 of font, specifically) 

    Vniversall Alphabet (Omniglot) - An attempt by one Thomas Harriot in the 1580s to make a script that could be used to write Carolina Algonquian.  I think it's easily one of the worst scripts I have ever seen, so it gets a slot. 

    Hedhgadē (Omniglot) - A script for PIE which is neat. Appropriately antique, like it's writing from before this whole literacy thing was figured out.

    Kryptonian - Straight from the Silver Age of comics.
     
    Beginner’s Visual Catalog of Maya Glyphs - Maya glyphs are cool as hell. See also this guide.

    Life Day AF (font) - The font for the Star Wars Holiday Special is cooler than you'd expect.

    1999 Language (Warframe) - Warframe's got a handful of fun scripts, this is the newest of the bunch.

    Bodigari (Omniglot)

    Scrollex (Omniglot) 

    Chivabwe (Omniglot)  

     

    Maps


    High Frontier Mission Planner and Reference Map - Indispensable tools if you want to play 60 Years in Space

    Updated Map of the Hyborean World 

    Terraformed Venus with realistic climates 

    Most Detailed Star Wars Legends Galaxy Map Ever 

    Upscaled Map of the Star Wars Galaxy (Disney Canon) 

    Expanded Game of Thrones world map

    Using Azgaar's Map Generator to make a space map 

    Deciphering the Hashihara Castle Town Map: The Imaginary Town of Motoori Norinaga - An analysis and reconstruction of a fictional town Norinaga mapped when he was 19.

    National Geographic map of Cretaceous-era North America
      

     

    Spec Evo

    Specualtive Evolution Seed World Generator

    Future Evolution Generator 

    Your seeded neighborhood challenge 

    More Future Evolution in Japan 

    Man’s Natural Predator - This one's incredible, definitely worth porting into a game.

    Speculative evolution of R’lyeh

    Some immaculate weird little guys 

     

    Blogposts

    Using Punnett Squares for Monster Design 

    100 Twisted Settings for Mothership 

    The Last Voyage of SV-1022

    Mothership Last Marches Open Table Extraction

    Stranger Stars #01: Putting Canon Back into the Anti-Canon  

    Mothership Slush Pile 

    How I Ran Gradient Descent as a Black Box 

    Alternate History of the Space Age 1.0 

    Against Metroidbrania: A Landscape of Knowledge Games  

    Designing Lore Blocks

    Grid System 101 

    Conan and the Little People - An eye-opening read of how tropes get built up. 

    The 2 Axes of Abstraction 

    Sword and Sorcery Ethnonym Generator 

    Bludgeoning, Piercing, Slashing - An analysis of damage resistances across monster types in 5e.

    The Many Mysteries of Darwin IV, Part 1 - Exegesis of one of my favorite books / specumentaries. 

    Har Deshur - A harder-science version of the pulp fiction solar system. 

    Everything you can do with your stats

    Playing Solo RPGs as the GM  

      

    Fiction

    Atlas of Disco Elysium

    "Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death”

    Ex Libris Miskatonici - A sobering reminder of how easily works are lost.  

    Tloque Nahuaque 

    The Faraway Bride (Standard Ebooks)  

    The Shaman, the Outsider, and the Diet of Worms - Interactive fiction via fake wikipedia article about a book that doesn't exist. I should learn how to do this...

    Naomi Erlich - Second verse, same as the first. 

     

    Art

    The Lunar Deity Grappling with the Storm - In-universe fantasy art like this is so woefully underutilized (outside of Runescape, it seems).

    Vampire hunter but make it classical - The note from the artist specifies that she's a hunter of lamias and their kin, which feels like an immensely underused bit of the fantasy milieu: monsters that target infants and newborns are basically universal in world folklore (because, you know, mortality rates) but despite being in basically every edition of D&D they just don't have a presence in the genre imaginary. 

    Dwarven cleric character art - As your friend and mine Johnny Bravo would say: "Whoa momma!" 

    72 Disco Elysium Custom Skills 

     

    Music

    Dorohedoro original soundtrack reissue 

     

    Videos

    Elephants react to digeridoo - Guaranteed to make your day better. We don't deserve elephants.

    Street Fighter 3rd Strike Tribute - Have you ever considered that video games are good, actually.

    Remember. A SIGNALIS Fan Animation - Spoilers, naturally. 

    Making My Own Hominids - Stone age spec evo

    You've Been Lied To About Cavewomen - Stone age not-spec evo 

    The Art Journal Of A Lunatic Trapped On Myst Island 

    Ancient Americas: Forgotten Crops - Ancient Americas is a relatively recent addition to my Youtube rounds, and long overdue.

    Photobashing for Zines  

     

    Video Games

    Cypher - A language game  

    Lekta - A different language puzzle game  

    Infra Arcana - A Lovecraft country classical roguelike 

     

    Memes, Jokes, Gags and Sensible Chuckles 

    What is science fiction? 

    Lexical Gaps in English

    The SCP Wiki's place in the Delta Green universe

    What your preferred phonetic values for the three PIE laryngeals says about you

     

    Miscellaneous 

    ISO Hazard Tarot

    The Best of Orion’s Arm 

    Seedship - A browser game where you play as the AI overseer of a likely-doomed colony ship. 

    British Library Acquires Five Rare Medieval Manuscripts  

    We Never Burned Witches. We Burned Slaves - Fred Clark does it again

    Death Generator - Quick and easy way to mock up famous video game screens with custom text 

    Talmudifier - LATEX package that formats a document like the Talmud. Won't say I'm not tempted.

    Spotify Playlist Analyzer & Exporter - In case you, like me, ever want a CSV of all the hundreds of songs in your one playlist.  

    Forvo - Pronunciation dictionary for a wide variety of world languages. 

    Phonological Systems Database 

    Malazan Mad Libs - I swear I'll fill this out feventually. 

    A guide to the lore of Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

    There Should be More Books Like Mass Effect 

    Firefox udm14 - An extension for Firefox that adds the AI overview-killing string to the end of all your searches. Hope it still works.

    R'lyehian orthography and phonology - Putting my feeble attempts to absolute shame, this is some seriously impressive work of turning some meaningless kyeboard smashes into a coherent system. It is almost made by someone with the username weedmaster6669, who is the current title holder for the platonic ideal of internet handle. See also the variant made by triste_0nion here and here  

    Relativity and FTL Travel: special provisions 

    An interview with Leigh Brackett  

    What are your favorite scifi books that are in the public domain

    Compostband monster descriptions - In case you need a LOT of monsters  

    Star Trek Planet Classification Guide  

    Mo - Tibetan Divination System 

    Ithkuil hacks and resources  - Had to switch to the archived version (thanks, linkrot)

    What the Caves are Trying to Tell Us 

    Estevanico: The African Explorer Who Crossed North America 


     

    Tuesday, August 18, 2026

    What do people know about the Mythos? Part 3

    Part 1, Part 2

    Last installment for a while, since as you'll see shortly I am really stretching what qualifies as the Mythos. But I suppose that is part of the point. Anyway, fun series, definitely will return to the format in the future (probably for public domain goodie roundups). 

    Nodens

    1) An obscure Celtic god, about whom next to nothing is known besides associations with healing, dogs, and syncretization with Mars. Ruins of a single dedicated temple survive at Lydbey Park in Gloucestershire. Potential connection with the mythological figure of Nuada Airgetlám.
     
    2) One of the central deities of the Temple of Three Corners.
     

    The Temple of Three Corners

    Welsh neopagan group active 1963-1972, then resurrected June-November of 1995. Occasional splinter groups have claimed to practice a direct continuation or reformed version of the religion, but rarely grow beyond a dozen members or last more than a few years.
     
    The Temple’s belief system is founded on the premise that human sapience is both an evolutionary and spiritual dead end; sapience cuts humans off from awareness of and participation in greater spiritual reality through the Three Impediments of symbol, speech, and self. Each Impediment is thought of as standing between the initiate and a god of the greater Greco-Roman world representing freedom from that Impediment.

    • Hypnos exists beyond symbol; consciousness fills the mind with fictions and desires, which impede the ability to understand true reality through our dreams.
    • Bast exists beyond speech; consciousness is a transmissible disease and its vector is language, which alienates man from its animal nature.
    • Nodens exists beyond the Self; consciousness prevents the spirit from returning to the Abyss from which it was violently torn by the Great Division that formed the base and corrupt physical world.

    The Temple’s exoteric ideology was deeply misogynist (sapience was the fault of women providing care for infants, women ought to be wholly controlled by men as property, etc) fascist-primitivist (post-agricultural societies have been a losing war against the forces of femininity and sapience, necessitating a return to hunter-gatherer bands consisting of a clutch of dominant men and their enslaved harem), and anti-natalist (new human life should not be brought into the world unless steps are taken to loosen the hold of the Three Impediments on them).
     
    Surprising absolutely no one, they were just as bad as they sound.

    ‘Axhloo-Dhol Languages

    Disputed linguistic theory positing a direct relationship between the extinct language isolates ‘Axhloo (spoken in British Columbia until 1824) and Dhol (spoken in eastern Tibet until 1846). The two languages are poorly documented, with only a single grammar compiled for each shortly before the deaths of the last native speakers. It wasn’t until the 1990s that a link was proposed, based on apparent lexical correspeondences in common root words too high for random chance.
     
    If the languages are indeed genetically linked, they would represent the furthest time-depth ever reconstructed for historical linguistics; archaeological evidence from Dhol-speaking sites, though sparse, has been dated to 25,000 years before present. The leading hypothesis (beyond a hoax, misinterpreted data, or any number of conspiratorial rabbit holes) is that the ‘Akhloo and Dhol are highly conservative descendents of a potentially artificial ritual language, though without any further data this cannot be confirmed or ruled out.

    Special Cross-Agency Investigation Program

    An extremely boring-sounding program by which various agencies and departments of the United States federal government may cooperatively investigate an assortment of vaguely-defined incidents in the name of national security.

    Dunwich

    Farming community in central Massachusetts, historically associated with witchcraft due to repeated ergotism outbreaks in the late 17th/ early 18th century. The village was disincorporated on April 28th, 1938 as part of preparations for construction of the Quabbin Reservoir; the 16 remaining inhabitants were relocated to the nearby town of New Salem.
     
    A 1928 Miskatonic University investigation of supposed supernatural cattle mutilations and other livestock loss around the farm of Zechariah Whateley (at that time owned by his grandson Wilbur) was adapted into the 1970 horror movie The Dunwich Horror.

    Lavinia Whateley

    Official documentation of Lavinia Whateley’s life is limited to a 1878 baptismal registry with the Dunwich Methodist Church, four appearances in the US census from 1880 to 1920, and a death certificate in absentia from 1933.
     
    Interviews collected by Misk. U. professors Henry Armitage, Francis Morgan, and Warren Rice during their 1928 investigation provided little additional information: Lavinia was albino, unschooled, did not attend church past the age of 12, was only rarely seen in town, and had a reputation for promiscuity due the out-of-wedlock birth of her son Wilbur in 1913.
     
    “Lavinia’s Stone”, a glacial erratic boulder found off the Quabbin Park hiking trail, was featured on Atlas Obscura in 2011. It was engraved by an unknown hand as follows:
     

    LAVINIA WHATELEY
    Lived and died near this stone
    In the village of Dunwich
    1878 - 1926
    She deserved better.



    Wilbur Whateley

    While the discrepancies in accounts of Wilbur’s age have long been explained as a clerical error, the identity of Wilbur Whateley’s father has puzzled historians for decades. The Miskatonic investigation claimed external supernatural influence had greatly accelerated Wilbur’s early childhood development and deformed his body, but this has remained a fringe position since its inception. The interviewed inhabitants of Dunwich favored offhand explanations that Wilbur’s father was a passing tramp, and early academic study of Dunwich tended to favor the theory that Wilbur was a brother, cousin, or other relative of Lavinia’s instead of her son; the modern scholarly consensus from the 1970s onward claims that Wilbur was  Zechariah’s son by incest.

    “Mom”

    A figure supposedly appearing in the dreams of individuals from around the world. Descriptions generally align with that provided in the initial 2004 Livejournal post: a dark-skinned woman in her mid-to-late 50s with a robust build and black hair, dressed in hide clothing and shell-bead jewelry. Encounters, if remembered, are nearly always in the midst of an outdoors environment with no other signs of human presence.
     
    A 2022 survey by the University of Kentucky polled nearly a thousand self-described contactees and split purported encounters into three broad categories:

    1. Positive - the woman expresses sympathy, encouragement, support or guidance to the contactee; common in those who had been the subject of traumatic events, severe long-term stress, addiction, chronic illness, and sudden loss.
    2. Scared Straight - the woman expresses disapproval, disdain, or disgust with the contactee’s actions; most commonly regards mistreatment of partners, children, or marginalized populations.
    3. Nonverbal - the woman appears but does not speak; facial expression and body language may be positive or negative.


    Tower of the Elephants

    The primary residence of Andalusian alchemist and philosopher Ibrahim ibn al-Yara, gaining its name from the dual bas-reliefs that flanked the main entrance. The tower was torn down during the siege and capture of Toledo in 1085, though by that time it had been empty for nearly 90 years.
     
    Among his many scientific and scholarly pursuits, al-Yara sought to make contact with entities of the upper heavens and exploit their greater knowledge of the cosmos; he claims to have succeeded in doing so and been gifted the “heart” of an entity he calls Y-G-K-SH. No elaboration has yet been found, due both to the fragmentary nature of the text and al-Yara’s subsequent death.

    The Hound of Cimmeria

    Scythian-Cimmerian mercenary who fought for both the Neo-Assyrian Empire and the Medo-Babylonian alliance during the latter’s conquest of the former. Records from both sides portray him as an exceptionally skilled swordsman of few words, melancholic disposition, and unflinchingly direct problem-solving. A considerable folk tradition built up around his purported adventures, with stories surviving into the Greco-Roman period and beyond: the last known pre-modern portrayal of the Hound (in the form of the wandering swordsman MacAoinne) is found in the anonymous 12th-century Middle Irish romance The Sword and the Phoenix, which was not rediscovered until 1932.

    The Craighten House

    A supposedly cursed manor near the village of Craighten in County Galway, Ireland. Said to have been owned by a reclusive and elderly madman before it was destroyed by a sinkhole sometime in the 1830s. Local folklore associates the house with a variety of paranormal occurrences: inexplicable lights and sounds in the sky, deaths by seemingly unique fungal infection, the Craighten pig-men, and an incident where the sun appeared to turn green.

    Hildred Castaigne

    New York man who made national headlines in 1920 for the brutal murder of a recluse named Hobart Wilde. When arrested, Castaigne claimed to have also killed his psychiatrist Dr. Geoffrey Archer, his cousin Louis Castaigne, and Louis’ fiancee Constance Hawberk; none of these additional claims were true, though all three supposed victims told police that Castaigne had been acting more erratic and aggressive than usual in the days leading up to the murder.
     
    Castigaine was declared unfit for trial, as he had suffered permanent brain damage while falling from horseback four years earlier.
     
    During police questioning, Castaigne accused his targets of conspiring with Wilde to steal his birthright as the scion of the “Imperial Dynasty of America”. Dr. Archer corroborated that these delusions were the result of brain damage Castaigne had suffered four years prior after falling off his horse. Castaigne was declared unfit for trial on grounds of insanity, but escaped from police custody and committed suicide in a nearby phone booth via home-made cyanide pill before he could be moved to an asylum.

    Kuangyuan (狂元)

    The “crazy essense”; an oncoming historical epoch hypothesized by Chinese sociologist ███ █████ in 1996; characterized by global economic, ecological, and psychological collapse. Civilization would survive only through the efforts of a cadre of transhuman scientist-occultists imposing a new social structure on humanity, merging methods of esoteric Taoist cultivation with the principles of communism.

    da_libre_liber.7zip

    Collection of 153 (as of present) esoteric and occult works in plaintext format, including Kitab al-Layl, Liber IvonisCultes des Gouls, De Vermis Mysteriis, Dhol Chants 1-16, The Revelations of Galagi, The Black BookOn Healing the Sick, The Stellar Almanac, A Preliminary Grammar of the Aklo Language, A World Without Doors, The Testaments of Carnamagos and The Dyzan Dissection.
     
    First iteration posted online in 2010: individual text files of the current collection were hosted on github until the maintainer pulled it down in response to widespread LLM-scraping of the site’s contents, stating “I’m not gonna be the guy who let Copilot learn how to turn people inside out”.

    The Seven Cryptic Books of Xi’an

    A series of seven jiǎndú texts dated to the late Western Zhou dynasty (800s BCE), each consisting of seven poems written as 49-by-49 grids of large seal script characters. Each poem is reversible and readable along multiple axes, and may be further subdivided into smaller component grids, giving each poem thousands of potential readings (See also the Star Gauge of Su Hui).
     
    Complicating matters further, a 2010 study determined that poems may be formed with characters from different grids interlaced with each other at multiple levels of complexity and with different inter-textual patterns. An attempt to calculate all possible readings through AI analysis was started in 2025 by graduate students at Carnegie Mellon University, but the project was shuttered shortly after inception for unclear reasons.
     
    The books were previously known as the Books of Hsan in the West due to an erroneous transcription of Xi’an (capital of Shaanxi and site of the books’ discovery): [ɕan] (rendered Hsan in Wade-Giles and Xan in Pinyin) is not a valid syllable in Mandarin.
     

    Von Unaussprechlichen Kulten

    1839 German text by Friedrich Wilhelm von Junzt, based in large part on the 1610 witch-hunting manual of Solomon Kane. Concerned primarily with the methods of detecting, tracking, identifying, capturing, torturing and killing followers of “The Black Goat”. This entity has been conflated with Éliphas Lévi’s interpretation of Baphomet by later occultists, despite Dogme et Rituel de la Haute Magie being published in 1856.

    The Alexis

    Bulk carrier ship sailing under a Taiwanese flag of convenience found adrift in the southern Indian Ocean with all hands missing in 2018. No signs of violence or disturbance of the crew’s belongings, save that one of the cargo containers had been opened and its contents removed. Images of the large metal statue of a half-melted mass of wailing human figures quickly spread across social media, with amateur sleuths and conspiracy theories alike attempting to find some explanation or source for “The Screaming”. None, as of present, has been found.

    The Red One

    Purported encounter with a UFO (Close encounter, second kind) in the central highlands of Guadalcanal. Account written in 1916 and published in 1918, likely describes events a decade or more prior.
     
    The entity or object is described as a large, deep red sphere without apparent marking or variation, that induced a violent mania in the local inhabitants wherein they would offer “the Red One” the severed heads of sacrificial victims.
     
    An attempt to corroborate the account in 1953 resulted in nothing: the supposed landing site could not be located, and interviews with locals were split between no one living in that area of the island at all, or that a few very small villages died of an epidemic in the 1920s.

    l'Ultimo Ridotto

    A self-sustaining arcology, designed by the Italian futurist Alfonso Schiavio as humanity’s defense against the eventual cooling of the sun. Had it been completed (an act even admitted by Schiavio to be wholly impossible due to the sheer cost in resources, time, and sustained political will) it would have been a black pyramid nearly eight miles high and extending further underground capable of supporting 3 million inhabitants.
     
    Construction of a four-person test model, three stories tall and designed for a ten-year experimental period, began in 1924 but was not completed until 1935: this bankrupted Schiavio and his associates (as support from the Fascists was predominantly verbal rather than material, and performative even then).
     
    The site was bombed during the Allied invasion and buried beneath the resultant landslide: it has not been excavated.

    The Skin Bibles

    Legendary occult tomes bound in cured human skin. Four are dedicated to the “Old Gods” of prehistoric Europe (creation, destruction, the Earth and the Moon), while a later fifth book entailed the “forebearer to the Christ-myth” in the form of a figure called “All Mer”. A sixth text, Pavor et Famēs, was purportedly found and subsequently lost or destroyed by Soviet troops in Bohemia in 1945.
     
    All currently known copies of the books are 19th century forgeries; the earliest mention of the texts is dated 1568, however.

    Chthulus

    “The earth-eater”: A minor demon from the occult works of John Dee with a reasonably sound but not entirely airtight etymological history.

    Yog-Sothoth

    A divine or semi-divine figure in the Latin and Greek Necronomicon, credited with producing the ordered cosmos from primordial chaos. The name does not appear in the fragments of the earliest known Greek recension, however: there it is rendered as the widely-known gnostic demiurge of Ialdabaoth. A cramped or sloppy hand, read in low light or from a deteriorating manuscript, might easily turn Ιαλδαβαώθ into Ιογζοθοώθ, and this would be well within the precedent of occult names and their notoriously unstable spelling.
     
    Al-Hadrat uses neither term in the Arabic version of the text, either calling it Bāb al-Lanhaya (the Gate of Infinity) or using one of his signature asemic monograms.

    Order of the Golden Bough

    English occult fraternal society and new religious movement based on the mythic framework put forth by James Frazer. Two men affiliated with the group were convicted in the kidnapping and murder of lawyer Harvey Gates in the spring of 1918; the assailants believed Gates to be the unrecognized bastard son of Prince Albert Victor and sought to use regnal sacrifice of the true heir of England to bring an end to the Great War.

    Horsehead and the Blind Girl

    A pair of cryptids consisting of a horned, horse-headed giant and a blind albino teenager; supposedly first sighted in the backwoods of North Carolina during the summer of 2020. The initial photograph was quickly identified as a still from the Kickstarter trailer for the independent horror film Carvers; the producers of the film had ghosted their backers midway through the failed campaign, and weren’t able to be contacted despite concerted efforts by lost media enthusiasts. The campaign page was taken down in February of 2021.
     
    In July of 2026, a candid video of the Blind Girl’s actress was posted to Threads by user @█████ (claiming to have shot the footage at the Richmond KY Buc-ee’s on July 16.); when asked “Hey, hey, I’m sorry, but were you in Carvers?”, the woman responds “Dunno. Maybe I dreamt I was a unicorn.” before walking off. A second woman (dark hair, Meshuggah t-shirt) flips off the camera before the two exit the aisle. @█████  does not follow them.

    Sunny Smiles Farm

    Defunct health food company (previously part of the Rochefoucauld Group business syndicate) specializing in free-range, cruelty-free meats. The former CEO was found murdered in his home in October 2019, having been stabbed over twenty times and then hung by a belt from the foyer banister. Police investigation found signs of four separate break-ins around the house and a three-minute gap in the house’s security system coinciding with the attack, but were unable to meaningfully identify the assailants; gallons of livestock blood mixed with barbershop hair refuse were dumped throughout the house to obscure any genetic material.

    Shubbsy-Bubbles

    Twitch streamer and v-tuber personality; self-described “world’s greatest big-titty goth mommy girlfriend”. Suspended five times for violation of Twitch’s Terms of Service (subsequently re-instated in all cases.)
     
    SWATted mid-broadcast in December of 2022; the VOD was swiftly taken down by Twitch, which didn’t stop the relevant clip from appearing on social media hours later. The clip is limited to the mostly-incoherent sound, of the  SWAT team’s entry into the home office. Internet sleuths were able to extract a few fragments of Shubby’s response from the audio, though the only thing that could be reconstructed with any meaningful success is the streamer nonchalantly saying:
     
    “Gentlemen, gen[tlemen] [...] [four?] at a [time?]”
     
    Shubby was released from police custody hours later, with no charges filed. Police have consistently declined to comment about the incident. Damages were, according to Shubbsy in her first return stream, handled out of court.

    Mu

    A fictitious lost continent of the Pacific invented by Augustus Le Plongeon and further developed by James Churchward, Ignatius Donnelly, and other such luminaries of imagining shit that isn’t there. Despite its obvious nonexistence and second-fiddle position to Atlantis, Mu keeps attracting those who like their ancient pasts vague and pale skinned; one such group, the Holy Shaker Way gained significant notoriety for the mass suicide of the group’s 23 members on the uninhabited Samin Island, believing that in doing so their spirits would be  shepherded by the Muian god Kalanatoa and returned to the stars.

    Eschatology and Genesis

    Incomplete script of 2-act play performed across the American west during the 1870s by the pseudonymous patent medicine seller Dr. Talos. Highly controversial and thoroughly demonized in its day for its scandalous use of nude actors, inclusion of blasphemous religious content, and propensity to start riots.

    The Claw

    A 102.54 carat sapphire named for its distinctive shape. Purported by one hagiographical source to be a relic of 5th-century martyr St. Severian of Scythopolis, who received it during an angelic visitation and later used it to perform healing miracles. Currently held by the Pelerine Order of Our Lady of Concilliation at their mother-house in Buenos Aires.