Slushpile Index
Fewer of the handy bullet point ideas this time around, I'm diving into stillborn blogpost drafts and bits of short stories that never went beyond a few stuttering paragraphs.
1. A lighthugger full of space marines arrives at its destination to find that the war is over, their government no longer exists, there's no way back home, and they're stuck as a bunch of old men on a world populated by
thelychroma. They spend their time playing cards at the local cafe.
2. Near-ish future. A repurposed oil rig is used as a luxury resort for the ultrarich. One of the indentured workers relates her experiences after the suicide of a friend.
3. "We found a pair of angels in orbit around Neptune. A pair of golden giants like Oscar trophies: two hundred and fifty miles high, floating there in the silence, six wings folded against their backs. Gabe and Mike, we called them. Gabe kept his hands behind his back and his legs straight. Mike’s knees were drawn up to his chest, his arms wrapped around them."
4. "He could make out the sound - a wave, a roar – of a million million tiny paws, striking away on a million million blood-slicked keyboards."
5. A pair of transhuman artists, Faust (sleeved into the body of a starving child, for art) and Schehezerade (terribly tall cyborg), walking the walls of their fortress compound out on the burning saltflats. Faust is planning on writing a poem called "An Elegy for Lost Time". He has never completed a poem. Schehezerade is dismissive, and clearly has been for a long time.
6. The first self-aware AI, Algernon, greeted its engineers with a cheerful "Hello, world!" upon waking up and then spent the next thirty-eight hours cataloging pornography before finally breaking the awful, awkward silence. It has continued this habit. Its tagging methods are excessively thorough. No one knows why it does this.
7. Monster: Chivalric Angler - A lady in a green and gold gown. Wears a tiara. Takes up residence in an abandoned castle or keep with up to six knights in thrall. Attacks with a blast of magical lamplight. The true form is toothsome and trampling.
8. "Every few years, the Daud & Palusad Shipping company would rebind the shades to their work force of potbellied, ape-like golems. This year it was typically dull, until a binder came across a golem out of its sleeping dock, scratching a message in the dust with a thick finger: HELLO I BELIEVE THERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE.
9. "He was the man who came in to clean up after a Chuck Palahnuik novel."
10. "I don't care if he doesn't fit, This is the coffin we have and we need to get this stiff buried. Cut off his arms or something."
11. First contact is carried out through a gameified invasion. Those who are conquered will become clients of whatever alliance defeated them. Those that do not crumble under the assault are given leadership of the invading alliance.
12. "Her father was a pearl farmer and a drunkard. He was not a cruel man, but long years and hard labor had hardened him until the lines on his face had fossilized and his eyes had been drained of their stars. He favored the heavy, milky liquor that the flower cults made, and each night he would drink himself to sleep after he had eaten whatever food her mother had prepared. He rarely ever spoke. When he woke, in the black hours of the morning, he would purge with the sharp green spirits of the medicine-men, put on his boots, and leave their hovel-home without a word.
Her mother had been a foreigner, once. Years in the Pit had stripped her of the beauty she had once had, and whatever mystique of foreign lands she possessed had faded before she’d given birth. The pit people couldn’t be found to care very much about the world beyond their own troubles. She would go to the market each day, selling fungal preserves and the baskets and rugs she had woven out of mycelium."
Class: Best Friends
First there were the
Extras, then there were the
Many Goblins, now there are the Best Friends.
HP: Best Friends gain d6 HP per level.
Best
Friends will split their HP evenly among all members. Any HP leftover
is used as the emergency "You didn't win!" supply. (Ex. 3 Best Friends
with 11 total HP = 3 HP per friend, with 2 additional HP that may be
used to avoid injury or death as needed.)
Saves: As Specialist
Weapons and Armor: Best Friends may use any weapons and armor.
Bumblekings:
Best Friends are terribly uncoordinated, and so may still only take one
attack per turn in combat. All of them may move, however.
Rising Superstar:
If a member dies or retires, their spells go with them. However, that
number of spell slots may be split among the remaining three members.
The Expanded Universe: After reaching level 6, Best Friends may gain an auxiliary friend to support them with a magical item or service every level.
Quartet of the Humours:
Each new Best Friends will fulfill a different humour. Humours may be
gained in any order. Once per session, a Best Friend may reroll a failed
check related to their idiom.
- Sanguine - Impulsive, optimistic
- Choleric - Short-tempered, pessimistic
- Melancholic - Introverted, thoughtful
- Phlegmatic - Calm, collected, rational
Spellcasting: Each Best Friend knows three spells unique to them. All friends learn a fourth emblem spell at level 5.
(This was a terribly-timed idea, all things considered: the Super Best Friends had dissolved when I finally got around to starting it, and with two of them now partnered with Rooster Teeth I don't feel very keen on dragging out the joke.)
Mind Goblins
Mind goblins are goblins
that live in your brain. They aren't necessarily evil, but that doesn't
mean that they aren't a pain in the ass.
Mind goblins
take up 1 inventory slot. Characters must make a will save to resist
their urges. They have two major modes of troublemaking:
- "But what if I need it?" - An item or resource that may be consumed will be hoarded.
- "But then it won't be right!" - A certain action must be done a specific way.
Mistborn Adventure Game Review
- 537 pages. Too long for the content within.
- Perfect bound softcover is good quality and feels good to hold.
- Art is good for characters, but there is very little of it. Waaaaaay too much repeated generic interstitial art.
- Single-column, small print, little whitespace.
- Dice pools, some mechanics for social combat and storygame character stuff.
- Magic system is clunky. Later books have some fun combinations of powers but you have to wrangle this system into submission.
- Prohibitive player buy-in and referee limitations.
- Generally sterile and lifeless setting, despite all the words devoted to it. Some few gems: Inquisitors, Obligators, koloss.
