100 Mothership Megacorp Lines of Business

 First there were patches, then trinkets, and now this nonsense.

What Does This Megacorp Do, Anyway?

1. Trademark Squatting
2. Litigation-by-Combat
3. Pharmaceuticals
4. Medical Gene-Engineering
5. Cosmetic Surgery
6. Shipbuilding
7. Terraforming
8. Habitat Construction (Orbital)
9. Habitat Construction (Surface)
10. Habitat Construction (Aerostat)
11. Habitat Construction (Asteroid)
12. Ice Hauling
13. Solar Farms
14. Uplift and Lazurogenetics
15. Custom-Made Lifeforms
16. Androids (Creepy and disproportionate)
17. Androids (Clunky, but charming)
18. Androids (Cute mascots)
19. Androids (The budget option)
20. Androids (Disconcertingly attractive)
21. Cybernetics
22. Memetic Conditioning Programs
23. Slickware (Worlds)
24. Slickware (Games)
25. Slickware (Pornography)
26. Mining (He3)
27. Mining (Volatiles)
28. Mining (Asteroids)
29. Tourism
30. Laser Launch Systems
31. Interstellar Communications
32. Deep-Space Expeditions
33. Printers and Fabricators
34. Consumer Computers
35. Artificial Intelligence (Weak)
36. Artificial Intelligence (Strong)
37. Mind Uploading
38. Private Military Company (Full of themselves)
39. Private Military Company (Terrible leadership)
40. Private Military Company (War crime central)
41. Private Security (An actual joke)
42. Private Security (Military leftovers)
43. Reproductive Services
44. Cloning Services
45. Reproductions of Classical Art
46. Algorithmically-Generated Art
47. Education (Early childhood)
48. Education (Academic)
49. Corpse Processing
50. Life Support Systems
51. Biosphere Maintenance
52. Digital Archaeology
53. Translation Services
54. Food Production (Hydroponics)
55. Food Production (Insects)
56. Food Production (Protein cultures)
57. Food Production (Luxury meat products)
58. Clothing Designs (High fashion)
59. Clothing Designs (Everyday)
60. Outsourcing (Tech support)
61. Outsourcing (Human resources)
62. Antimatter Production
63. Union-Busting
64. Entertainment (Music)
65. Entertainment (Film)
66. Entertainment (Interactives)
67. Entertainment (Games)
68. Entertainment (Live sports)
69. Historical Re-enactments
70. Sex Work
71. Market Manipulation
72. SEO Services
73. Botnet Services
74. Contract Assassinations
75. Designer Religions
76. Generalized Consulting Services
77. Cryptocurrency
78. Recycling and Salvage
79. Weapons (Civilian)
80. Weapons (Military)
81. Weapons (Experimental)
82. Data Archival Services
83. Transport (Passengers)
84. Transport (Bulk goods)
85. Deniable Assets
86. Social Media Astroturfing
87. Construction and Maintenance
88. Storefront and Shipping
89. Venture Investments
90. Anomaly Containment
91. Warp Core Storage and Transport
92. Void Whaling
93. Pest Extermination
94. Indoctrination-Deprogramming
95. Memory Retrieval
96. Roll Again (Incompetent trend chasing)
97. Roll Again (Knockoffs)
98. Roll Again (Violent collapse)
99. Roll Twice and Combine
    
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