Sunday, August 16, 2020

100 Spaceship Names


  1. Enheduanna 
  2. Murasaki Shikibu
  3. Yang Wen-Li
  4. Brackett
  5. Norton
  6. Butler
  7. Bujold
  8. Cherryh
  9. Vinge
  10. Tomyris
  11. Hiawatha
  12. Barlowe
  13. Dejah Thoris
  14. Le Guin
  15. Tanabe
  16. L'Engle
  17. GG EZ NO RE
  18. Last to Know
  19. Great A'tuin
  20. Golden Path
  21. Unexpected Neighbor
  22. I Roll to Attack
  23. The Huge Manatee
  24. Best Case Scenario
  25. What A Guy, Solo
  26. Ape Law
  27. Internal Gravitas Engine
  28. Put a Pin In It
  29. ACAB (No Exceptions)
  30. Second Star to the Right
  31. Reach Heaven Through Violence
  32. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
  33. So Anyway I Started Blasting
  34. Simon the Digger
  35. Secret Herbs and Spices
  36. Hapsburg Chin
  37. This Machine Kills Fascists
  38. Not A Metaphor
  39. Diedration
  40. Perfectly Cromulent
  41. Dorothy & Co.
  42. Decolonizer
  43. Localized Entirely Within Your Kitchen
  44. Deadliest SOB In Space
  45. I Blame the Bene Gesserit
  46. Fulgurmus
  47. HONK
  48. Gravitas-Without-Borders
  49. Macrophiliac
  50. Darker and Edgier
  51. Titanothere
  52. I Know What I'm Doing
  53. Tentacular Spectacular
  54. Waiting for Space Godot
  55. Under Heavy Fire
  56. Dancing in Public
  57. Unfit For Purpose
  58. Lilith Deserved Better
  59. Prospero's Nightmare
  60. Born to Die, World is a Fuck
  61. Called Himself Sam
  62. Phoenix Throne
  63. I Fucking Love Sharks!
  64. Wives of Abaia
  65. Nest of Devils
  66. Simia Oricalchum 
  67. Mandatory Faculty Meeting
  68. Public Domain
  69. Bullshit, But I Believe It
  70. Expanded Universe
  71. Shippy McShipface
  72. [CITATION NEEDED]
  73. Exceptin' Alice
  74. Standing There Menacingly
  75. Unshielded Exhaust Port
  76. Pale Blue Dot
  77. Keep It In Your Pants
  78. Wizard Battles
  79. TERF-Free Zone
  80. Human Resources Manager
  81. Second Breakfast
  82. Theocide
  83. Unfunny Joke Played Straight
  84. Loot Box
  85. Yo, Mahoutsukai!
  86. Mama Bear
  87. Folk Blues
  88. Drums in the Deep
  89. Land of Uz
  90. Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den
  91. Coelecanth Helios
  92. Trolley Problem 
  93. Yes This Is Good
  94. Possum King
  95. Garbage Barge
  96. Icelandic Necropants
  97. Shadow of the Anthropocene
  98. Escalate Immediately to Gun Violence
  99. Cruel Angel's Thesis Advisor
  100. Jasmine Dragon

4 comments:

  1. 100-entry tables are easy if you have no shame about making them referential nightmares of unoriginality and stolen jokes.

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  2. This seems more like a table of graffiti you would find in a space station bathroom.

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    1. At a certain point, those are the same thing.

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