Friday, January 1, 2021

Happy 12021! Here's 100 Mothership Patches

 (If you find yourself wondering where those extra 10,000 years came from, here's Kurzgesagt with a handy explanation of the Holocene Calendar)

100 Patches

  1. Pinup (Venus of Willendorf)
  2. Double cheeseburger
  3. "Demon Days"
  4. "I'm on Top" (Screech owl)
  5. Cartoon anomolocaris
  6. "Krampusnacht '71"
  7. "STRANGE AEONS"
  8. "All You Zombies..."
  9. Coiled bobbit worm
  10. Row of main sequence stars
  11. "Incandescent Rage" (Lightbulb with angry face)
  12. "Easy Breezy"
  13. Matrioshka doll w/ brain inside
  14. Cat w/ cone on head
  15. "UNCLEAN" (Biohazard Symbol)
  16. "Drop Bear Response Team"
  17. Phallus in samurai armor
  18. "This Is Not A Place of Honor"
  19. Skull w/ 3 Eye Sockets
  20. "Viva Revolucion" (Flag of Haiti)
  21. "Certified Inflammable"
  22. Jousting snail knight
  23. "Die, Kaiser!"
  24. "Garbage Person"
  25. Dunkleosteus skull (profile)
  26. "Happy Devil Noodle Co." (Bowl of noodles + cute demon)
  27. "lawa pona ale pona" ("Good thought good life, in sitelen sitelen)
  28. "Chalkbones Pride" (Luna)
  29. Mandelbrot pattern
  30. Hamsa of RHEA
  31. "Never Look Back" (Growling tiger)
  32. Trans symbol wielding assault rifle
  33. Info age save file icon
  34. Health bar
  35. Pinup (Priapus)
  36. "JoveCon 3032"
  37. "BORB" (Fat, cockeyed bird)
  38. Surah 29.69, spiral calligraphy (Arabic)
  39. Single bloodshot eye
  40. Ouroborous, feathered
  41. "Strike the Earth"
  42. "Light / Heat / Food / Fuck" (Simplified Chinese, 2 x 2 grid)
  43. Flag of Unified Ireland
  44. Virgin Mary punching Satan
  45. Bathysphere
  46. Squid wielding revolvers
  47. Icon of dog-headed saint
  48. "Great Sage Equal of Heaven"
  49. "Dead men tell great tales"
  50. "LIMINAL MINDS"
  51. "Pluto ♥ You" (Pluto with cute face)
  52. Bigfoot Dating Society logo
  53. Back patch (Three nuns with guns)
  54. "Watch out!" (Antique gas mask, damaged)
  55. "Blood Type B+ Organ Donor ✓"
  56. 'New Themiscyra Pankration League" (Topless woman, smiling & flexing)
  57. Rooster & Cat
  58. Fly agaric mushroom
  59. "Cape Fear Long Pig BBQ Company" (Meat Cleaver)
  60. "Fuck Around and Find Out"
  61. Mari Lwyd in spacesuit
  62. "UVG" 
  63. "Big Empty"
  64. "KT Extinction Outer Planets Tour"
  65. "Rescind the Flesh"
  66. "honk" (Goose)
  67. 6 E Q U J 5 (wow! signal)
  68. "Gremlin-Stomper"  
  69. Mechasexual pride flag
  70. "DELICIOUS ORB"
  71. "Atmo Conversion Workers Local 368"   
  72. "Attack and Devour God" 
  73. Anglerfish 
  74. Iron Dragon Tea Company logo
  75. Boot | Leg | Human (emoji)
  76. "Ancient of Days"
  77. Grinning black rabbit holding a mallet
  78. Triskelion
  79. Upside-down American flag, 54 stars
  80. Pomegranate cross section   
  81. "Off With Her Head" (Decapitated queen of hearts card)
  82. Sad alien clown
  83. "Lucky Bastard" (Sperm cell) 
  84. Lighthouse silhouette  
  85. Tau Ceti Whalesingers Lodge logo
  86. "A pox on your house"
  87. "Xeno on Board"  
  88. Eridani Independence War deployment patches
  89. S.O.L 3000
  90. "El Corazon" (Anatomically correct heart)
  91. "The Catood"
  92. "Pounded in the Butt by a Random Table of Jacket Patches"
  93. "Last Great Dangerous Vision"
  94. Anime eye of providence
  95. "Always keep your smile" (Smiley face with black eye, broken teeth)
  96. "No1"
  97. A field gules party per bend sinister or, xeno rampant
  98. "GLOG"
  99. "Starlight Brigade"
  100. "Anti-Skub"  

6 comments:

  1. All great, xeno rampant really got me

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    1. Learning basic heraldry was a very good use of an afternoon, I found. It's so good for jokes.

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    2. I have to say, i am a big fan of like... obscure terminology puns? Expospeak gags, i guess.

      Heraldry's perfect for it

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  2. Love the Chuck Tingle reference

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  3. Love the Anti-Skub one.

    My contributions;
    Xtra 1. Archery target with caption "SHOOT HERE, YOU DUMB FUCK"
    Xtra 2. Raging Japanese demon face with flesh stripped off in places to reveal Terminator-eques metal skeleton underneath
    Xtra 3. Guy Fawkes mask with caption "Nobody of Any Importance"
    Xtra 4. 20-sided die with 1 face-up, captioned "I feel shame as a bonus action"

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