It's October 9th

Someone had to.

Festivities

1. Tag-team axe-juggling
2. Speed sideburn-braiding
3. Horniest helmet competition
4. Miss Chainmail shieldmaiden pageant
5. Rocket ski-jumping
6. The mead flows
7. Catch-the-greased-and-angry-wild-boar
8. 300-meter boat-carry
9. Troll-kissing booth
10. Flyting tournament
11. Whale-wrestling
12. Oh shit, it’s Grendel

Who Killed Whose Brother, Again?

1. Skorri the Big killed Skeggi Half-Hand over a pretty girl.
2. Gizurr Ice-Breaker killed Hrafn Horse-Lord while deep in his cups.
3. Gunnlaug Fire-Braid killed Flosi Nose-Picker by accident.
4. Thengirr the Bear killed Vulbrandr the Puke over an insult.
5. Blue Vigfuss killed Ari Arm-Breaker over a stolen goat.
6. Hallthora Never-Kissed killed Jolly Thorgils over a theological dispute regarding the relation between the Old Gods and the New.

How Much Mead has Everyone Drunk?

1. Lots of mead
2. Copious quantities of mead
3. Gods, that's a lot of mead

Is Loki Screwing Around?

1. Yes
2. Absolutely
   

How is Loki Screwing Around?

1. Turned into a goat, farts loudly during important conversations.
2. Stole all the lutefisk from the shrine of the Lutefisk God.
3. Released the ice giants. Again.
4. Annoying everyone with offers of timeshares in "Green Land".
5. Slipped the ravens a speedball
6. Cheating at hnefatafl.
7. Potentially angered a volcano.
8. Peeking in the women's hot spring.
9. Decided to hold the Rainbow Bridge Pride Parade on the exact same day despite everyone agreeing eight months ago that it was going to be the next weekend.
10. Now there are two of him.

from Vinland Saga