30 Words that Don't Exist

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30 Words of Dubious Existence

1. mallettante (n): a small wooden figure with curved projecting ribs, often identified as a model of the Virgin Mary.
2. tricothetik (n): a small, heavy flat-bottomed brass coffin, typically an antique.
3. offredo (n): an artistic work devoted to or in the celebration of a game or occasion
4. spitskool (n): a soft, soft ball made of spun yarn with a triangular spike forming the top
5. incumulus (n): (in ancient Greece and Rome) the outer layer of a body of troops prepared for execution
6. shan (v): to strike; to strike someone or something with a sword.
7. inconsequentialism (n): a belief held or suggested by a person irrelevant to the situation.
8. flabberto (n): a bright red, bulb-shaped citrus fruit. It is obtained from the sea and commonly dried.
9. seedsie (n): a member of the leading science fiction group in the 1960s and early 1970s, originally formed by...
10. dreadfield (n): a place where a bomb has exploded or will explode.
11. pyrrhizoid (adj): (of a disease) causing a spike of coloration
12. thornbird (n): a  black-and-white southern Asian bird with conspicuous feathers and a long hairy tail that typically favors yellowish-gray plumage
13. columpost (n): a soft reddish-brown, partly transparent, edible, or slightly translucent white food of many tropical and temperate regions
14. flirch (v, intran): to sew or manipulate lips
15. chitterbasery (n): a type of gambling for boys
16. colicarium (n): a dark red
17. paintbob (n): a man that is famous
18. serlet (n): a large transparent sphere or capsule in which food or drink is sold.
19. delocalist (n): a person who campaigns for the exclusive use of certain words or specific languages in political campaigns
20. sliverworm (n): a small greenish worm which feeds on red plants and molds, native to swamps and Indian forests
21. submissivist (adj): relating to or indicating submissiveness; hostile to or antagonistic to socialism
22. loafie (n): a person who sells bread and cheese
23. registerium (n): the province of a priest
24. empow (n): the flesh of a cow
25. jibberjacking(n): casual or ungracious behavior by a person, especially one that shows signs of being aggressive 
26. honeyspray (n): a thick, transparent liquid sprayed over skin to clean and smooth it.
27. placemount (n): a small or inferior landowner.
28. inet-lobe (n): a member of an organized Internet communications network, its members being called on to receive...
29. stompa (n): a violent stomping of the feet. 
30. slugbait (n): a pretentious, biased depiction of oneself in art or literatur.

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