Secret Santicorn: Animal Mutation Table

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IT IS TIME FOR SANTICORN

JOJIRO OF THE DISCORD/THIS BLOG RIGHT HERE REQUESTED THE FOLLOWING:

"Mutation table, large as you can make it, but mutations limited to features of real-life-organisms only. Each table entry should reference the real organism used."

Peter Gene

d50 Animal Mutations

1. Poisonous foot-spur (Platypus)
2. Bite that makes target allergic to meat (Lone-Star tick)
3. Gigantic purple nose-cleaning tongue (Giraffe)
4. Can spray blood out of eyes (Thorny devil)
5. Will starve to death in front of food if it's not how you like it (Koala)
6. Head swells with fragrant ambergris (Sperm whale) 
7. Dozens of eggs embedded in skin of back (Surinam toad)
8. Corkscrew horns and beard of chaos (Markhor)
9. Ears turn into huge heat-radiators (Fennec)
10. Gain appearance similar to terribly venomous creature (King snake)
11. Hump filled with fatty nutrient supply (Camel)
12. Necrotic bacterial spit (Komodo dragon)
13. Crown of stinging tendrils (Sea anemone)
14. Overlapping armored scales (Pangolin)
15. Freakishly extended tapping finger (Aye-Aye)
16. Loose skin flaps between wrists and ankles (Sugar glider)
17. Abdominal pouch (Kangaroo)
18. Skin is striped black and white (Zebra)
19. Incredible head rotation (Owl)
20. Parasitic tongue-louse (C. exigua)
21. Rows of sharp, replaceable teeth (Great white shark)
22. Adorable pink fan gills (Axolotl)
23. Can sense when someone is about to die (House cat)
24. Shaggy fur and prehensile trunk (Mammoth)
25. Musical bone crest (Parasaurolophus)
26. Immune to pain from acid and capsasin (Naked mole rat)
27. Horrifyingly distendable stomach (Gulper eel)
28. Grow a buoyant, curling shell (Nautilus)
29. Create sticky, microfibrous slime (Hagfish)
30. Friendly with tooth-cleaning birds (Crocodile)
31. Become friend-shaped (Capybara) 
32. Loud musical penis (Water boatman)
33. Cavitation claws (Pistol shrimp)
34. Shoves ribs through skin to defend against attack (Spanish ribbed newt)
35. Inflatable nasal sac (Hooded seal)
36. Webbed feet, can run on water (Basilisk lizard)
37. Reverts to embryo after adulthood, biologically immortal (T. dohrnii)
38. Extended rostrum with transverse teeth (Carpenter shark)
39. Smells like fresh popcorn (Binturong)
40. Vomit up digestive tract in defense (Sea cucumber)
41. Face full of tentacles (Cuttlefish)
42. Slick transparent skin (Glass frog)
43. Huge feet, subsonic communication (Elephant)
44. Milk-producing udder (Cow)
45. Suction-cup head (Remora)
46. Brilliant plumage (Bird of paradise)
47. Can sleep with only half of the brain (Various cetaceans and birds)
48. Hideous facial tumors (Tasmanian devil)
49. Bright blue feet (Blue-footed booby)
50. Suddenly tapir-like because fuck you, tapirs. (Tapir)