It's this piece of art.
Look at this fishman. He's not just excited, he is downright hyped up. This is a fishman on a mission. He's got shit to do and he's gonna do it.
What is he excited about?
- Just got a new fightstick and a copy of Dragon Sphere Warriors X!
- The Squamous Overlord just gave me a raise!
- She said yes!
- Just got the gills cleaned!
- The really good food flakes are on sale!
- Water's warm and filled with oxygen!
- New season of Something and Something was announced!
- Local Sports Team just clobbered Rival Sports Team!
- Gonna spend all day caring for the coral garden!
- Tax return just came in!
- Didn't get eaten by a squid!
- It's spawning season!
What fish is the fishman's head?
- Clownfish
- Angelfish
- Catfish
- Piranha
- Wobbegong
- Arowana
- Lionfish
- Blue Tang
- Lanternfish
- Fugu
- Sockeye Salmon
- Fishstick
What strange delusions does the fishman adore?
- The world is not only flat, but also hollow! It's so cool!
- Waketrails! They're caused by boats and filled with drugs! Really great drugs!
- Chemicals in the water are turning everyone into gay communists! That's great!
- The government is listening to everything we say! That's so considerate of them!
- This calendar lines up directly with the end of the world! It's so convenient!
- There are subliminal demonic messages in our media! It's like a scavenger hunt!
- Wizards faked the entire moon! What craftsmanship!
- I don't know how vaccines work! What a delightful mystery!
- The sponge-masons are behind it all! They're so good at being sneaky!
- Whales are building a new world order under their iron flipper! I love their gumption!
- The evil empire stole flying saucers from Atlantis! Wow!
- Time has four sides! Nature is so beautiful!
This is also a convenient character generator for all your fishman player character needs.
ReplyDeleteLove the fishman's positive attitude.
ReplyDeleteLizard-men are controlling our government! Such a breakthrough for a previously oppressed and disparaged demographic!
The people protesting Tragedy X are actors! They were disgusted by the horrific atrocity and decided to put their social capital to good use!
The government has developed a liquid fuel that can melt steel beams! Profound implications for metallurgy and industry!
TIME CUBE! I thought I had escaped you!
ReplyDeleteThere's no escaping TIME CUBE!
DeleteI don't know why I didn't comment when this was first posted. I love it so much.
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