All the Lights in the Sky are Wizards

Fun and helpful fact: if you ever need a good name for a wizard, use the proper name of a real-world star. All that Arabic / Greek / Latin / occasional Chinese really comes in handy for something impressive and ancient sounding.

But since the Wikipdia article doesn't have numbers or fun wizard traits, I added those.

366 Wizards

 

Acamar	Actually an awakened fetus.
Achernar	Trepanned.
Achird	Only eats white rice.
Acrab	Oversees massive pornography library.
Acrux	A gigantic ferret, no one questions it.
Acubens	Sleeps on a bed of roses.
Adhafera	Coelacanth hat.
Adhara	Wears two hats.
Adhil	Wears three hats.
Ain	Wears nothing but hats.
Ainalrami	Basilisk-hide slippers.
Aladfar	Collects statues of muscular women.
Alamak	Has been sleepwalking for the last 40 years.
Alathfar	Aging heavy metal fan.
Albaldah	Beloved pet: giant salamander.
Albali	Skilled impressionist painter.
Albireo	Convincing dementia act.
Alchiba	Successfully became own grandpa.
Alcor	Lives inside giant geode.
Alcyone	Really good at crochet.
Aldebaran	Has NOTHING to do with that demon attack.
Alderamin	Owns alchemical micro-brewery.
Aldhanab	Competitive sturgeon-breeder.
Aldhibah	Far too into taxidermy for this skill level.
Aldulfin	Unhealthy obsession with watermelons.
Alfirk	Best damn barbecue in the world.
Algedi	Child of a miner and a whore; proud of it.
Algenib	Has kept silver spoon in mouth since birth.
Algieba	Freakishly punctual, expects others to be so.
Algol	Three-foot-long fingernails.
Algorab	Has wooden eyes.
Alhena	Enthusiastic jogger.
Alioth	Cobwebs in eyebrows.
Aljanah	Loves the ocean, cannot swim.
Alkaid	Never removes iron-shod gloves.
Al Kalb al Rai	Way too many bird feeders.
Alkalurops	Mysterious number tattooed on forehead.
Alkaphrah	Wears clothes three sizes too big.
Alkarab	Everything is yellow.
Alkes	Secretly a woman.
Al Kurud	Secretly a man.
Almaaz	Eats gunpowder for breakfast.
Almach	Excessive sunflower seed consumption.
Al Minliar al Asad	Loves the smell of industrial smog.
Alnair	Often found at curry stands late at night.
Alnasl	Hair just gets everywhere, it’s gross.
Alnilam	Seeking to destroy the Influence Machine.
Alnitak	Doesn’t actually have anything better to do.
Alniyat	Lost their wallet.
Alphard	Breeds square cows and rectangular sheep
Alphecca	Spies on all their friends’ business.
Alpheratz	Immense, hairy ears.
Alrakis	Has rather silly ideas about anthropology.
Alrescha	Can never find matching socks.
Alsafi	Impossibly intricate filing system.
Alsciaukat	Only has one joke in their book.
Alsephina	Obsessive collector of a collectible card game.
Alshain	Definitely not a body snatcher.
Alshat	Firm believer in snake oil.
Altair	Keeps trying to get spelling reform going.
Altais	Hawaiian shirts; every day, year round.
Altarf	Runs a troupe of dancing skeletons.
Alterf	False teeth made out of ivory dominos.
Aludra	Misspelled tattoo.
Alula Australis	Blue hair, no explanation.
Alula Borealis	Nitpicks plot holes in operas.
Alya	Perpetually mourning unknown party.
Alzirr	Rings made of moon rocks.
Ancha	Choir of mounted, singing fish.
Angetenar	Super-picky about aesthetics.
Ankaa	Always sucking on a corn cob.
Anser	Believes the government is run by lizardpeople.
Antares	Perennial cubist.
Arcturus	Bathes in yogurt.
Arkab Posterior	Cannot stand the color blue.
Arkab Prior	Lives on a creepy backwoods farm.
Arneb	Fossil enthusiast.
Ascella	Followed by an infestation of centipedes.
Asellus Australis	Lived in a cave for five years.
Asellus Borealis	Has no compunction about public shame.
Asellus Primus	All-organic magic only, no gluten.
Asellus Secundus	Turban the size of a large dog.
Asellus Thertius	Scholar of antiquities.
Asmidiske	Malapropic neologisms.
Aspidiske	Ran ghost tours a few years back.
Asterope	Has not slept in four years.
Athebyne	Paragon of prep.
Atik	God of goth.
Atlas	Becomes dizzy easily.
Atria	Lives in the vents.
Avior	Haunted by a giant cockroach.
Azelfafage	Makes narwhal cheese.
Azha	Writes elaborate historical fanfiction.
Barnard's Star	Has a witch’s nipple.
Baten Kaitos	Prematurely old.
Beemim	Insurance fraudster.
Beid	Doesn’t look very wizardly.
Bellatrix	Constantly popping mysterious pills.
Betelgeuse	Picks compulsively at cuticles.
Bharani	Snake cultist.
Biham	Secret cookie dough stash.
Botein	Bound feet.
Brachium	Artificially shaped skull
Canopus	Anti-undead apocalypse prepper
Capella	Ex-vizier to a dark lord.
Caph	Chain-smoker.
Castor	Dry, flaky skin.
Castula	Prominent incisors.
Cebalrai	Loads of piercings.
Celaeno	Smells like eggs.
Cervantes	Mushrooms for hair.
Chalawan	Chews betel leaf.
Chamukuy	Naked mole rat exhibit in living room.
Chara	Volunteer fireman.
Chertan	Cares about century-old football stats.
Copernicus	Absolute maniac of a drummer.
Cor Caroli	Terrifying yodel.
Cujam	Classical oboist.
Cursa	Has a stuffed alligator in study/
Dabih	Forked tongue.
Dalim	Tiger-stripe tattoos.
Deneb	Snail jouster.
Deneb Algedi	Former priest.
Denebola	Extremely cold hands.
Diadem	Saffron venture capitalist.
Diphda	Stigmata, origins unclear and obfuscated.
Dschubba	Moss-green fingers from reagent stains.
Dubhe	Role-plays a crazy old hermit in a swamp.
Dziban	Impossibly bad dating luck.
Edasich	Has gone through seven spouses.
Electra	Entirely too many belts and pockets.
Elnath	Permanently runny nose.
Eltanin	Has a prize-winning pet pug.
Enif	Puts mayonnaise on everything.
Errai	Writes letters home to mother constantly.
Fafnir	Never brushes teeth.
Fang	Has never had hair cut.
Fum al Samakah	Paints faces on rocks and keeps them as friends.
Fomalhaut	Persistent case of bouncy leg.
Fulu	Navigates via “port” and “starboard” on land.
Furud	Just went out for some cigarettes...
Fuyue	Proselytizes for Wizcoin.
Gacrux	Snorts when laughing.
Garnet Star	Creepy yellow teeth.
Giausar	Fractals on clothes, all brightly colored.
Gienah	Smells distressingly like roast turkey.
Ginan	Cheerful phrenologist.
Gomeisa	Loves clocks, can’t read them.
Graffias	Has never eaten a vegetable.
Grumium	Carries father’s organs in canopic jars.
Hadar	A cowboy.
Haedus	A pirate.
Hamal	Recently started a new diet.
Hassaleh	Plays a fiddle won from a crossroads stranger.
Hatysa	Aesthetically-pleasing facial scar.
Helvetios	Lives in a garbage dump.
Heze	Wears an owl mask.
Homam	Parkour enthusiast, but only for watching.
Iklil	Entirely too many pineapples.
Intercrus	Slick 3-D glasses, just because.
Izar	Cuff-links and crown made of bismuth
Jabbah	Keeps rifle above mantelpiece.
Jishui	Pink hair.
Kaffaljidhma	Constantly windswept hair.
Kang	Luxurious mustache.
Kaus Australis	Home-made ice-cream, all the time.
Kaus Borealis	Checkers fiend.
Kaus Media	Having paramour trouble.
Keid	Hirsute to the extreme.
Khambalia	Elephantiasis in the left leg.
Kitalpha	Pet tapeworm.
Kochab	Still wears a hat from the revolution.
Kornephoros	Was down the river, won’t tell what was seen.
Kraz	Still sleeps with security owlbear.
Kuma	Lives atop a termite mound.
Kurhah	Actually a tulpa.
La Superba	Afraid of the number 11.
Larawag	Actually a homunculus
Lesath	From the future (lie).
Libertas	From the future (truth).
Lich	Chocolatier.
Lilii Borea	Baby-faced.
Maasym	Lucha mask.
Mahasim	Eyepatch.
Maia	Teepee hat.
Marfark	Self-mummified.
Marfik	Beekeeper.
Markab	Heart on the wrong side.
Markeb	Extra finger on each hand.
Marsic	Tongue-louse.
Matar	Cigar-chomper.
Mebsuta	Pretending to be dead for tax reasons.
Megrez	Papaya tree growing out of hat.
Meissa	Demon-leather jacket.
Mekbuda	Amateur paleontologist.
Meleph	Lazy eye.
Menkalinan	Ratty clothes.
Menkar	Badger-stripe hair.
Menkent	Built like a brick shithouse.
Menkib	Terrible handwriting.
Merak	Leaves ink stains everywhere.
Merga	Trade guildsman.
Meridiana	Nose ring.
Merope	Shoes with bells on.
Mesarthim	Brags about killing a windmill.
Miaplacidus	Platypus mascot costume.
Mimosa	Smoked some dank shit in college.
Minchir	Macrophile.
Minelauva	Loves house geckos.
Mintaka	Catastrophic acne.
Mira	Scraggly-ass beard.
Mirach	Peacock-feather cape.
Miram	Throat-singer.
Mirfak	Available for birthday parties.
Mirzam	Part of a barbershop quartet.
Misam	Not actually a vampire.
Mizar	Carves runs in everything.
Mothallah	Compulsive hair plucker/
Muliphein	Trains a flea circus.
Muphrid	Dead parrot on shoulder.
Muscida	Heirloom sword, doesn’t know how to use.
Musica	Wears rings on every finger.
Naos	Dull and crooked halo.
Nashira	Underbite.
Navi	Birds nest in hair.
Nekkar	Incredibly spooky without trying.
Nembus	Braided beard, down to ankles.
Nihal	Used to be an undertaker.
Nunki	Wears a carpet over their shoulders.
Nusakan	Insists on proper fork placement.
Ogma	Occasionally vomits eggs.
Peacock	Ludicrous feathered boa.
Phact	Causes statues to start crying.
Phecda	Loves a good fry-up.
Pherkad	Wears plaids and stripes together.
Pipirima	Claims to be a god is disguise.
Pleione	Bushy ear hair.
Polaris	Has tinnitus.
Polaris Australis	Carries around a mystery box, never opened.
Polis	Carries around a jar of pickled eels.
Pollux	Had tower stolen by bears.
Porrima	Escaped from horrible abusive mother.
Praecipua	Misplaced the keys to their tower.
Prima Hyadum	Keeps hearing rats in the walls.
Procyon	Definitely not a spy from a rival nation, nope.
Propus	Luxurious lion-like mane.
Proxima Centauri	Recent, disastrous political run.
Ran	Unbeatable fighting spirit.
Rana	Good personal hygiene.
Rasalas	Synesthesia.
Rasalgethi	Heavy perspirator.
Rasalhague	Mountain climber.
Rastaban	Twitchy eye.
Regor	Overwhelming smell of pumpkin spice.
Regulus	Still has milk teeth.
Revati	Peg leg.
Rigel	Alien abductee.
Rigil Kentaurus	Does “crystal healing” for the gullible.
Rotanev	Acts like billionaire playboy, not even close.
Ruchbah	Extended earlobes.
Rukbat	Lengthened neck.
Sabik	Smells vaguely of salt.
Saclateni	Crocodile tears.
Sadachbia	Trained teeth-cleaner bird.
Sadalbari	Heterochromia, blue / brown.
Sadalmelik	Wears shorts in winter.
Sadalsuud	Loves rainy days.
Sadr	Wears pants on head.
Saiph	Working on a novel.
Salm	Reptilian being in a skinsuit.
Sargas	Oversized ears.
Sarin	Recent immigrant.
Sarir	Terrible miser.
Sceptrum	Has a long-term pen-pal.
Scheat	Bathysphere operator.
Schedar	Whale watcher.
Secunda Hyadum	Trade connections in Leng.
Segin	Growing a snail shell.
Seginus	Did 20 years in the oubliette.
Sham	Red eyes.
Shaula	Still uses slide rule.
Sheliak	Chimera aficionado, goes to all the cons.
Sheratan	Silk slippers with iron toes.
Sirius	Vegan.
Situla	Disconcerting taste for blood.
Skat	Owns and plays a pipe organ.
Spica	Has two shadows.
Sualocin	Writes restaurant review column.
Subra	Always has a flask of moonshine.
Suhail	Definitely saw bigfoot.
Sulafat	Taste for candied scorpion snacks.
Syrma	Theological reformer.
Tabit	Super-repressed puritan.
Taiyangshou	Looks exactly like a notable personage.
Taiyi	Park ranger.
Talitha	Aviator sunglasses, even at night.
Tania Australis	Kaleidoscope eyes.
Tania Borealis	Fresh pine scent.
Tarazed	New face paint every day.
Taygeta	Fancy top hat.
Tegmine	Embarrassing birthmark.
Tejat	Nose bitten off by giant rat.
Terebellum	Astronautic enthusiast.
Thabit	Unappreciated artist (and that’s a shame)
Theemin	Unappreciated artist (for good reason)
Thuban	Survival-situation cannibal.
Tiaki	Cheshire grin.
Tianguan	Former schoolteacher.
Tianyi	Walrus mustache.
Titawin	Prominent nosehair.
Tonatiuh	Hoards leftover food.
Torcular	Hermaphrodite.
Tureis	Consorts with unsavory folk.
Unukalhai	Pasta snob.
Unurgunite	Not the sharpest bulb in the crayon drawer.
Vega	Wrestled a crocodile once.
Veritate	Orange sherbet hair.
Vindemiatrix	Snaggleteeth.
Wasat	Villainous goatee.
Wazn	In real need of a nap.
Wezen	Caffeine addict.
Wurren	Can’t eat dairy.
Xamidimura	Escaped a cult.
Xuange	Does a mean Punch and Judy.
Yed Posterior	Hopeless bureaucrat.
Yed Prior	Hates crystals.
Yildun	Loves crystals.
Zaniah	Always has to knock on doors.
Zaurak	Coonskin hat.
Zavijava	Invisible hat.
Zhang	Inverse hat.
Zibal	Deals in counterfeit artifacts.
Zosma	Is not actually a medical doctor.
Zubenelgenubi	Played sportsball in college.
Zubenelhakrabi	Always keeps their right hand covered.
Zubeneschamali	Smells of petrichor.