Amazing Hidden Name Meanings

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50 Amazing Hidden Name Meanings

Note: Hidden names for humans change often and without warning. They are intensely intimate, closely guarded, and shared with few, and so spells to learn one require the consent of the subject to work (those spells that bypass that step are near-universally regarded as Bad News)

These names are good fits for NPC or player character inspiration

1. My-Debt-Is-Crippling
2. I-Must-Return-To-The-Sea
3. I-Am-Devoured-By-Shame
4. I-Have-Nothing-Left-to-Give
5. Today-Is-A-Good-Day-I-Caught-A-Fish
6. I-Am-Finally-Free-Of-His-Shadow
7. The-Light-Is-Broken-But-I-Still-Work 
8. My-Son-Has-Gone-to-War-I-Do-Not-Believe-He-Will-Return
9. I-Do-Not-Believe-This-Is-My-Correct-Body
10. The-Arm-is-Gone-But-I-Still-Feel-A-Twinge-of-Pain
11. I-Care-An-Unhealthy-Amount-About-Romantic-Pairings-In-Elfish-Animation
12. I-Am-Angry-About-Things-I-Do-Not-Understand-Out-Of-Fear
13. She-Fills-Me-With-Light
14. There-Was-A-Hole-Here
15. I-Have-Accomplished-My-Exercise-Goal-For-The-Day
16. Have-You-Seen-My-Dog?
17. I-Have-Not-Yet-Realized-It-Cannot-Be-Fixed
18. [Faint Buzzing Static]
19. They-Will-Come-Back-For-Me-I'm-Sure-Of-It
20. I-Despair-For-The-Future
21. My-Muse-Has-Fled-From-Me
22. We-Are-Not-Beaten-Yet
23. It's-Too-Fucking-Hot-In-Here
24. Thank-Gods-It-Was-Benign
25. The-Anticipation-Is-Killing-Me
26. Everything-Is-Falling-Into-Place-Precisely-As-Planned
27. Oh-No-Was-That-The-Sound-Of-Bees
28. Day-81-No-One-Has-Yet-Suspected-That-I-Am-A-Bear
29. I-Just-Want-To-Take-Care-Of-All-The-Cats
30. Astoundingly-No-One-Was-Injured-By-My-Incompetence
31. Testing-Testing-Is-This-Thing-On
32. Fuck-I-Locked-My-Keys-Inside
33. This-Suffering-Is-But-Temporary.
34. Too-Much-Noise-I-Want-To-Be-Alone
35. Just-A-Few-More-Hourse-To-Go
36. I-Am-Being-Followed
37. Why-Will-No-One-Recognize-My-Genius
38. [REDACTED]
39. Turnip-Prices-Dove-Again-I'm-Ruined
40. Man-I-Am-Glad-To-Be-Off-That-Island
41. There-Appears-To-Have-Been-A-Terrible-Mistake
42. Oh-Dear-Not-Again
43. I-Feel-Beset-By-A-Fey-Mood
44. Hold-On-I-Am-Going-To-Do-Something-Impressively-Foolish
45. Lenghty-Extended-Sigh-Of-Exasperation
46. I'm-Certain-There-Is-An-Entirely-Logical-Explanation-For-That
47. The-Kids-Are-Not-All-Right
48. I-Can-Do-It-I-Can-Do-It-Nine-Times
49. Well-That-Was-A-Bust-Let's-Try-A-Different-Tactic
50. I-Love-Moth